| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #3601 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1107 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #86 | Eau de Guaneau | 7 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #463 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 2 |
| #217 | Knob pasty | 2 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #3361 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #914 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 2 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #459 | SPF 451 lip balm | 4 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #342 | antique hand mirror | 9 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #6538 | badass belt | 2 |
| #367 | bag of lard | 3 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #343 | bottle of antifreeze | 3 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #408 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #258 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 3 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #923 | dense meat stack | 6 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #582 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1923 | duct tape | 3 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1812 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1911 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #90 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #507 | fake blood | 2 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1881 | herringcello | 1 |
| #1075 | hobo nickel | 17 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #1829 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #2847 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #897 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #914 | pool cue | 2 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #796 | roll of toilet paper | 75 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #344 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 2 |
| #378 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 2 |
| #411 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 2 |
| #358 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 2 |
| #376 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 2 |
| #364 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 2 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #3300 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #1069 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #937 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #122 | sugar chapeau | 1 |
| #101 | sugar shank | 1 |
| #282 | sugar shard | 1 |
| #340 | sugar sheet | 1 |
| #183 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #79 | sugar shillelagh | 1 |
| #118 | sugar shirt | 1 |
| #146 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #104 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #368 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 2 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #1442 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #943 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2304 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |