| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #3593 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1107 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #85 | Eau de Guaneau | 7 |
| #493 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #461 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 2 |
| #215 | Knob pasty | 2 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #914 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 2 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #458 | SPF 451 lip balm | 4 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #342 | antique hand mirror | 9 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #6544 | badass belt | 2 |
| #367 | bag of lard | 3 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #343 | bottle of antifreeze | 3 |
| #4255 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #410 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #681 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1750 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #257 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 3 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #926 | dense meat stack | 6 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #579 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1924 | duct tape | 3 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #89 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #507 | fake blood | 2 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #4480 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #1077 | hobo nickel | 17 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #1978 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1172 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #913 | pool cue | 2 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #794 | roll of toilet paper | 75 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #345 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 2 |
| #379 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 2 |
| #411 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 2 |
| #359 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 2 |
| #377 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 2 |
| #365 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 2 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #435 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #3297 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #1072 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #938 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #123 | sugar chapeau | 1 |
| #101 | sugar shank | 1 |
| #283 | sugar shard | 1 |
| #338 | sugar sheet | 1 |
| #185 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #80 | sugar shillelagh | 1 |
| #119 | sugar shirt | 1 |
| #148 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #104 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #368 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 2 |
| #449 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #1443 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #942 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2307 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |