| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #28 | CRIMBCO mug | 822 |
| #29 | CRIMBCO wine | 156 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #533 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #77 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #62 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 67 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #42 | bath ball gift set | 64 |
| #593 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 13 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #496 | canteen of wine | 55 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #189 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #1457 | elven limbos gingerbread | 3 |
| #996 | elven cellocello | 20 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #514 | elven suicide capsule | 30 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #638 | herringcello | 26 |
| #387 | irradiated candy cane | 10 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #322 | licorice garrote | 6 |
| #296 | motivational poster | 14 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #887 | penguin focaccia bread | 21 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #40 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 5 |
| #50 | slow jam collection | 58 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1093 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 7 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #992 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 18 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1302 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 7 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #1261 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 6 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #1744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #1081 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 7 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #1639 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #1209 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 15 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 10 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #2213 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #1982 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 9 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 7 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #1786 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #1412 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #1659 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 11 |
| #1401 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 13 |
| #1539 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 12 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic grue | 17 |
| #1227 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 6 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1645 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 11 |
| #1182 | tiny plastic killer bee | 15 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2225 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #1394 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 13 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #2228 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 8 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 17 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 6 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic stab bat | 16 |
| #857 | tiny plastic star starfish | 20 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1148 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 8 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |