| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #28 | CRIMBCO mug | 822 |
| #29 | CRIMBCO wine | 156 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #535 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #106 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #62 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 67 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #42 | bath ball gift set | 64 |
| #594 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 13 |
| #1890 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1030 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #495 | canteen of wine | 55 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #188 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #1457 | elven limbos gingerbread | 3 |
| #997 | elven cellocello | 20 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #516 | elven suicide capsule | 30 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #939 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #640 | herringcello | 26 |
| #389 | irradiated candy cane | 10 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #322 | licorice garrote | 6 |
| #295 | motivational poster | 14 |
| #3074 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #887 | penguin focaccia bread | 21 |
| #846 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #38 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 5 |
| #50 | slow jam collection | 58 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 7 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #995 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 18 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1303 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 7 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #1263 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 6 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #1245 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #2139 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #2120 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #1746 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2205 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 7 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #1442 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #1644 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #1212 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 15 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 10 |
| #1780 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #2217 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #1987 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 9 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 7 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #1823 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #1788 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #1413 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #1664 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 11 |
| #1405 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 13 |
| #1543 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 12 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #1039 | tiny plastic grue | 17 |
| #1229 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 6 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1650 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 11 |
| #1184 | tiny plastic killer bee | 15 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #1396 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 13 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #2231 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 8 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #1053 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 17 |
| #1259 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 6 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic stab bat | 16 |
| #859 | tiny plastic star starfish | 20 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 8 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #1435 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |