| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 12 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #490 | battered Crimbo Crate | 21 |
| #428 | beholed bedsheet | 2 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #4214 | box of sunshine | 12 |
| #214 | breaded beer | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #353 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 7 |
| #302 | candied bolts | 5 |
| #287 | candied nuts | 5 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #462 | candy knuckles | 5 |
| #193 | canteen of wine | 116 |
| #100 | cement sandals | 8 |
| #91 | cheap elven gloves | 33 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #317 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #196 | dusty Crimbo crate | 46 |
| #108 | elven limbos gingerbread | 90 |
| #142 | elven cellocello | 60 |
| #73 | elven moonshine | 116 |
| #228 | elven socks | 19 |
| #183 | elven suicide capsule | 48 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #229 | fancy canapés | 2 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #146 | festive holiday hat | 25 |
| #80 | foreign box | 2 |
| #239 | giant glass of brandy | 2 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #233 | gray bow tie | 28 |
| #606 | herringcello | 27 |
| #419 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #100 | knuckle sandwich | 260 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #120 | live wire | 6 |
| #76 | marshmallow flambé | 6 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #99 | night-vision goggles | 11 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #224 | pair of bolt cutters | 10 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #130 | passable elf mask | 20 |
| #190 | patent leather shoes | 33 |
| #706 | penguin focaccia bread | 24 |
| #256 | penguin thesaurus | 28 |
| #147 | petit 4.1 | 5 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #95 | pocketwatch on a chain | 17 |
| #158 | poison pen | 8 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #570 | quantum taco | 10 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #126 | secret from the future | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #138 | soy cordial | 4 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #29 | spooky sap | 345 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #588 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 23 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #227 | thermos of brew | 2 |
| #210 | throwing wrench | 13 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #65 | unstable DNA | 684 |
| #15 | wad of cotton | 82 |
| #388 | witch hat | 2 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |