| #541 | "DRINK ME" potion | 4 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #230 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #668 | Boris's ring | 2 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3009 | Crimbuck | 3 |
| #3593 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #538 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #1819 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #493 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #2761 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #282 | Necrotelicomnicon | 2 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #512 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 4 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #13 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #1000 | Wand of Nagamar | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #364 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #6544 | badass belt | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #618 | bejeweled pledge pin | 2 |
| #774 | big red clown nose | 3 |
| #1209 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #1124 | black paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #1475 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1242 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #74 | blundarrrbus | 7 |
| #3683 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #591 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #668 | burst hellseal brain | 3 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #588 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #681 | casino pass | 2 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #93 | clockwork sheet | 1 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #818 | clown skin | 1 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #195 | cold powder | 3 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #39 | cotton candy pinch | 13 |
| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1953 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #219 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #1149 | disassembled clover | 9 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #679 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #583 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #1242 | duct tape | 13 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1051 | elven cellocello | 19 |
| #1015 | elven suicide capsule | 19 |
| #768 | evil golden arch | 3 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1293 | facsimile dictionary | 4 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #251 | figurine of a charred seal | 13 |
| #552 | figurine of a cold seal | 8 |
| #293 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 4 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #386 | figurine of a slippery seal | 4 |
| #1491 | filthy lucre | 8 |
| #789 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #1092 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #426 | furry pants | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #1276 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #1147 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #2129 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #640 | green candy heart | 11 |
| #4469 | grue egg | 2 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #539 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1139 | herringcello | 17 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #652 | lavender candy heart | 11 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #279 | llama lama gong | 6 |
| #1978 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #250 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #396 | lump of diamond | 4 |
| #335 | magic whistle | 2 |
| #491 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #371 | marshmallow | 50 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #71 | mummy mask | 3 |
| #633 | mummy wrapping | 7 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #535 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1370 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1159 | pair of bolt cutters | 2 |
| #568 | palm frond | 4 |
| #282 | party hat | 10 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #467 | pat-a-cake pendant | 2 |
| #1339 | penguin focaccia bread | 13 |
| #501 | perforated battle paddle | 2 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #160 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1005 | pumpkinhead mask | 2 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #483 | reinforced beaded headband | 2 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #544 | round purple sunglasses | 2 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #211 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 35 |
| #256 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 27 |
| #269 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 32 |
| #227 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 39 |
| #203 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 42 |
| #234 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 34 |
| #1050 | scrumptious reagent | 2 |
| #2572 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #578 | shredded hellseal hide | 4 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #9 | sleeping piano cat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #2990 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1072 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #275 | spooky powder | 3 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #422 | star hat | 2 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #1613 | stolen accordion | 2 |
| #2547 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #3926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 10 |
| #3983 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #2220 | stuffed Meat | 9 |
| #4519 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #4324 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #6364 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5330 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5281 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #2383 | stuffed key | 3 |
| #1460 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #4939 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #2498 | stuffed mink | 5 |
| #2308 | stuffed monocle | 8 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #3035 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #5345 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5597 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #4044 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #5288 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2306 | stuffed teddy butler | 8 |
| #2563 | stuffed tin of caviar | 5 |
| #2203 | stuffed treasure chest | 5 |
| #7814 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #965 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #1056 | ten-leaf clover | 2 |
| #640 | throwing wrench | 7 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6143 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #1975 | toast | 103 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #600 | torn hellseal sinew | 3 |
| #206 | twinkly nuggets | 73 |
| #192 | twinkly powder | 53 |
| #425 | useless powder | 308 |
| #1063 | valuable trinket | 45 |
| #28 | velcro shield | 1 |
| #671 | white candy heart | 11 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #859 | wolfman mask | 4 |
| #569 | worthless knick-knack | 7 |
| #556 | worthless trinket | 3 |
| #14 | wussiness potion | 3,002 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #789 | yellow candy heart | 11 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |