| #540 | "DRINK ME" potion | 4 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #232 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #668 | Boris's ring | 2 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2128 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #2141 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #739 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3011 | Crimbuck | 3 |
| #3601 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #537 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #1821 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1207 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #2766 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #34 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #282 | Necrotelicomnicon | 2 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #513 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 4 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #12 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #1000 | Wand of Nagamar | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #6538 | badass belt | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #672 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #619 | bejeweled pledge pin | 2 |
| #775 | big red clown nose | 3 |
| #1205 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #1125 | black paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #1476 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1242 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #74 | blundarrrbus | 7 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #671 | burst hellseal brain | 3 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #666 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #587 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #682 | casino pass | 2 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #93 | clockwork sheet | 1 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #816 | clown skin | 1 |
| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #197 | cold powder | 3 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #39 | cotton candy pinch | 13 |
| #570 | cream stout | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1956 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #220 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #1153 | disassembled clover | 9 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #677 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #1243 | duct tape | 13 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1052 | elven cellocello | 19 |
| #1015 | elven suicide capsule | 19 |
| #768 | evil golden arch | 3 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1292 | facsimile dictionary | 4 |
| #410 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #249 | figurine of a charred seal | 13 |
| #553 | figurine of a cold seal | 8 |
| #292 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 4 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #385 | figurine of a slippery seal | 4 |
| #1490 | filthy lucre | 8 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #984 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #1277 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #1147 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #564 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #573 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #638 | green candy heart | 11 |
| #4476 | grue egg | 2 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #3716 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1140 | herringcello | 17 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #650 | lavender candy heart | 11 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #626 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #105 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #278 | llama lama gong | 6 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #251 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #399 | lump of diamond | 4 |
| #337 | magic whistle | 2 |
| #492 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #372 | marshmallow | 50 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #72 | mummy mask | 3 |
| #633 | mummy wrapping | 7 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #868 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #2516 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #537 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1159 | pair of bolt cutters | 2 |
| #568 | palm frond | 4 |
| #282 | party hat | 10 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #469 | pat-a-cake pendant | 2 |
| #1339 | penguin focaccia bread | 13 |
| #503 | perforated battle paddle | 2 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1005 | pumpkinhead mask | 2 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #484 | reinforced beaded headband | 2 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #546 | round purple sunglasses | 2 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2224 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2196 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #210 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 35 |
| #255 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 27 |
| #268 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 32 |
| #226 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 39 |
| #202 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 42 |
| #233 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 34 |
| #1050 | scrumptious reagent | 2 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #580 | shredded hellseal hide | 4 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #9 | sleeping piano cat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #2328 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #2994 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #822 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1069 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #274 | spooky powder | 3 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #422 | star hat | 2 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #1620 | stolen accordion | 2 |
| #2560 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #3939 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 10 |
| #3997 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #2225 | stuffed Meat | 9 |
| #4524 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #4330 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #4810 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #6372 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5292 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #2392 | stuffed key | 3 |
| #1462 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #4947 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #2506 | stuffed mink | 5 |
| #2314 | stuffed monocle | 8 |
| #6375 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #3036 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #5355 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5605 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #4053 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #5299 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2310 | stuffed teddy butler | 8 |
| #2575 | stuffed tin of caviar | 5 |
| #2210 | stuffed treasure chest | 5 |
| #7823 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #774 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #501 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #1057 | ten-leaf clover | 2 |
| #641 | throwing wrench | 7 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4542 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3941 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3976 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8173 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6179 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6153 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4345 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #1985 | toast | 103 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #602 | torn hellseal sinew | 3 |
| #206 | twinkly nuggets | 73 |
| #193 | twinkly powder | 53 |
| #424 | useless powder | 308 |
| #1063 | valuable trinket | 45 |
| #28 | velcro shield | 1 |
| #669 | white candy heart | 11 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #859 | wolfman mask | 4 |
| #572 | worthless knick-knack | 7 |
| #563 | worthless trinket | 3 |
| #14 | wussiness potion | 3,002 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #786 | yellow candy heart | 11 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |