| #54 | 1,970 carat gold | 37 |
| #66 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 104 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #218 | Baja sopapilla | 4 |
| #86 | Beach Buck | 81 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #12 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 12 |
| #9 | Boosty Juice | 4 |
| #17 | Boxing Day Pass | 47 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #94 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 79 |
| 🥉 | CSA discount card | 12,456 |
| #126 | Carpathian longsword | 2 |
| #215 | Chroner | 286 |
| #105 | Coinspiracy | 20 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #324 | Corpse Island iced tea | 16 |
| #25 | Crimbeau de toilette | 21 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #102 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 3 |
| #2373 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| #31 | Distant Woods Getaway Brochure | 1 |
| #35 | Doc Clock's thyme cocktail | 1 |
| #49 | Eau de Guaneau | 11 |
| #84 | Flamin' Whatshisname | 3 |
| #27 | Gathered Meat-Clip | 4,809 |
| #25 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 6 |
| #18 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 6 |
| #10 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 6 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #215 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 7 |
| #22 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 332 |
| #17 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 331 |
| #107 | Liam's mail | 3 |
| #492 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 7 |
| #39 | Mr. Burnsger | 1 |
| #106 | My First Art of War | 4 |
| #121 | Mysterious Black Box | 5 |
| #129 | Mysterious Blue Box | 4 |
| #107 | Mysterious Green Box | 11 |
| #124 | Mysterious Red Box | 4 |
| #22 | Neverending Party favor | 58 |
| #34 | Neverending Party guest pass | 2 |
| #845 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 4 |
| #517 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #366 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 46 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #8 | Ralph IX cognac | 17 |
| #97 | SPF 451 lip balm | 24 |
| #131 | Spookyraven signet | 2 |
| #16 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 12 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 18 |
| #255 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 5 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 64 |
| #543 | Tuesday's ruby | 2 |
| #127 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 1 |
| #437 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #71 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 156 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #98 | antique beer | 4 |
| #14 | bag of foreign bribes | 109 |
| #12 | bag of grain | 16 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| #17 | bag of park garbage | 104,172 |
| #110 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #74 | barrel beryl | 2 |
| #34 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 3 |
| #585 | beach glass bead | 2 |
| #74 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #73 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #39 | beaver punch (peach) | 4 |
| #198 | beavermouth | 10 |
| #44 | black eyedrops | 16 |
| #41 | blood-drive sticker | 4 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #32 | borrowed time | 45 |
| #103 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 1 |
| #94 | bottle of Crimbognac | 3 |
| #175 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 5 |
| #139 | bottle of antifreeze | 7 |
| #36 | bottle of pirate juice | 18 |
| #65 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 6 |
| #87 | bottled day | 3 |
| #403 | bowl of fishysoisse | 2 |
| #7 | bowl of petunias | 2 |
| #890 | box | 3 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #6 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 179 |
| 🥇 | brain preservation fluid | 71 |
| #112 | briefcase | 130 |
| #209 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #41 | bunch of sea grapes | 15 |
| #86 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 2 |
| #4 | cocoa of youth | 13 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #78 | concentrated garbage juice | 9 |
| #572 | corpse on the beach | 9 |
| #595 | corpsedriver | 8 |
| #526 | corpsetini | 10 |
| #15 | cream stout | 434 |
| #20 | crystal skeleton vodka | 18 |
| #73 | cubic zirconia | 21 |
| #55 | cyan seashell | 7 |
| #69 | cyclops eyedrops | 15 |
| #244 | deadly lampshade | 4 |
| #103 | death blossom | 4 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #20 | deluxe Neverending Party favor | 19 |
| #417 | dense meat stack | 185 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #213 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 3 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #84 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 16 |
| #120 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 11 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #118 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 11 |
| #242 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 2 |
| #243 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 2 |
| #36 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 34 |
| #67 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 20 |
| #163 | distilled fortified wine | 15 |
| #28 | dollar-sign bag | 353 |
| #414 | donkey flipbook | 2 |
| #45 | duct tape wallet | 107 |
| #379 | dull fish scale | 4 |
| #213 | effluvious emerald | 6 |
| #49 | emergency margarita | 3 |
| #85 | epic wad | 9 |
| #17 | essential tofu | 39 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #141 | fake blood | 8 |
| #24 | fat wallet | 335 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #235 | flan del mar | 3 |
| #130 | fleshy lump | 1 |
| #148 | freezerburned ice cube | 2 |
| #466 | frozen banquet | 4 |
| #110 | fudge bunny | 5 |
| #103 | giant pearl | 1 |
| #133 | glacial sapphire | 6 |
| #59 | glass of raw eggs | 1 |
| #36 | grain of sand | 403 |
| #49 | gray seashell | 8 |
| #49 | green seashell | 7 |
| #135 | grilled mooseflank | 15 |
| #447 | hamethyst | 18 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #1153 | handful of confetti | 35 |
| #41 | huge gold coin | 367 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #43 | kelp | 19 |
| #38 | lewd playing card | 44 |
| #31 | mafia pointer finger ring | 1 |
| #54 | magenta seashell | 4 |
| #7 | marble maebari | 1 |
| #38 | massive gemstone | 164 |
| #60 | meat stack | 7,290 |
| #58 | miniature boiler | 5 |
| #223 | mooseflank | 3 |
| #39 | moosemeat pie | 6 |
| #263 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
| #58 | old coin purse | 515 |
| #57 | old leather wallet | 442 |
| #82 | oldcake | 4 |
| #38 | organ grinder | 1 |
| 🥈 | party whip | 1 |
| #25 | picky tweezers | 2 |
| #43 | pile of gold coins | 345 |
| #32 | pixel coin | 116 |
| #29 | pixellated moneybag | 165 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #46 | pocket lint (orange) | 1 |
| #11 | pocket maze | 19 |
| #33 | polo trophy | 2 |
| #6 | polyester panama hat | 2 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #93 | portable dam | 1 |
| #88 | primitive candy cane | 4 |
| #76 | pristine walrus tusk | 2 |
| #107 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #23 | pumpkin beer | 111 |
| #308 | quantum taco | 79 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #971 | really dense meat stack | 5 |
| #137 | red-headed corpse | 2 |
| 🥇 | residual zeal | 218 |
| #65 | runny fermented egg | 4 |
| #62 | sand dollar | 560 |
| #88 | sausage without a cause | 1 |
| #140 | scented massage oil | 12 |
| #59 | sea avocado | 10 |
| #99 | sea carrot | 3 |
| #71 | sea cucumber | 6 |
| #108 | sea salt crystal | 2 |
| #10 | shady shades | 29 |
| #45 | shiny stones | 290 |
| #16 | silver face paint | 41 |
| #125 | single atom | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #67 | skull capacitor | 1 |
| #99 | slimy alveolus | 11 |
| #44 | solid gold jewel | 59 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #44 | spearfish fishing spear | 1 |
| #17 | spice melange | 30 |
| #52 | spring | 848 |
| #13 | squeaky toy rose | 12 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #143 | standards and practices guide | 1 |
| #296 | steamy ruby | 3 |
| #202 | still-beating spleen | 2 |
| #19 | stolen meatpouch | 667 |
| #1496 | stuffed Meat | 24 |
| #606 | stuffed key | 95 |
| #1373 | stuffed monocle | 28 |
| #601 | stuffed treasure chest | 96 |
| #343 | tasty tart | 5 |
| #295 | tawdry amethyst | 2 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #97 | thick walrus blubber | 35 |
| #172 | tiny bomb | 3 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #189 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 3 |
| #301 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 6 |
| #475 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 4 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 3 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #60 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 3 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 3 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Toybot | 3 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2213 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #64 | tiny plastic warbear | 3 |
| #59 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 3 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #239 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 9 |
| #77 | twitching time capsule | 8 |
| #310 | unearthly onyx | 2 |
| #21 | unopened diabolic pizza cube box | 1 |
| #27 | useless powder | 25,549 |
| #32 | warbear officer requisition box | 27 |
| #63 | warehouse key | 13 |
| #16 | weird gazelle steak | 33 |
| #187 | white money bag | 1 |
| #57 | worthless gewgaw | 440 |
| #55 | worthless knick-knack | 464 |
| #46 | yellow seashell | 11 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |