| #125 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 4 |
| #714 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 17 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #1080 | Bonerdagon necklace | 8 |
| #468 | Boss Bat bling | 7 |
| #898 | Boss Bat britches | 15 |
| #633 | CRIMBCO scrip | 250 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #373 | Chroner | 63 |
| #647 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 12 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #117 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 5 |
| #127 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 4 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #479 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #383 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Crown of Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #33 | The Emperor's new hat | 2 |
| #64 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #41 | The Emperor's new shirt | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 6 |
| #1477 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 5 |
| #839 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 4 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1643 | badass belt | 33 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #737 | designer handbag | 3 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass foil | 1 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #2346 | grue egg | 9 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #483 | hobo nickel | 498 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #959 | obsidian dagger | 18 |
| #1111 | old sweatpants | 32 |
| #14 | papier-mâchéte | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #566 | personalized coffee mug | 67 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1419 | spectre scepter | 19 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #881 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 50 |
| #4195 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #2412 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 20 |
| #730 | stuffed Meat | 64 |
| #5706 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #4275 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #2706 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2703 | stuffed cocoabo | 17 |
| #300 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 25 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2468 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 20 |
| #1486 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 35 |
| #2284 | stuffed hand turkey | 22 |
| #2202 | stuffed key | 5 |
| #299 | stuffed martini | 32 |
| #2378 | stuffed mind flayer | 21 |
| #2417 | stuffed mink | 6 |
| #801 | stuffed monocle | 58 |
| #2935 | stuffed scary death orb | 16 |
| #1834 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 28 |
| #2203 | stuffed snowy owl | 22 |
| #2452 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 20 |
| #3349 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #946 | stuffed teddy butler | 48 |
| #665 | stuffed tin of caviar | 72 |
| #1374 | stuffed treasure chest | 24 |
| #2802 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 17 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #671 | useless powder | 126 |
| #759 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 10 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #178 | white class ring | 60 |
| #439 | worthless gewgaw | 9 |
| #508 | worthless trinket | 4 |