| #1972 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #22 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 46 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1168 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #932 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #3202 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #707 | Dolphin King's crown | 6 |
| #478 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 7 |
| #1424 | Drowsy Sword | 7 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #603 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #1284 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #2139 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #339 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 6 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #318 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 6 |
| #353 | SPF 451 lip balm | 6 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #330 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 4 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #441 | Typical Tavern swill | 6 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #594 | Wand of Nagamar | 7 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #242 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 27 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #284 | around the world | 6 |
| #224 | asbestos sword | 3 |
| #4411 | badass belt | 7 |
| #472 | beer lens | 3 |
| #346 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #881 | bit of clingfilm | 4 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #2557 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #420 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| #177 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 6 |
| #372 | brick of sand | 2 |
| #69 | broken carburetor | 3 |
| #591 | can of spinach | 3 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #422 | cheap toaster | 5 |
| #367 | chintzy seal pendant | 2 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #1466 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #894 | disassembled clover | 21 |
| #579 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #355 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #1369 | drywall axe | 4 |
| #1171 | duct tape | 15 |
| #2701 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #1638 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #293 | fake blood | 4 |
| #489 | fancy seashell necklace | 2 |
| #624 | fat stacks of cash | 10 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #1581 | filthy lucre | 6 |
| #359 | [2426]fire flower | 3 |
| #609 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #658 | frightful feather | 3 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #179 | gauze garter | 102 |
| #814 | giant discarded bottlecap | 5 |
| #1147 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #63 | giant driftwood sculpture | 3 |
| #1367 | giant pinky ring | 7 |
| #133 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 2 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #121 | gremlin mutagen | 3 |
| #3136 | grue egg | 5 |
| #297 | grungy bandana | 2 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #3050 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #826 | handful of sand | 2 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #325 | lion oil | 1 |
| #1061 | lucky rabbit's foot | 5 |
| #379 | lump of diamond | 5 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
| #1713 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #177 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #1185 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #532 | pants of the Slug Lord | 7 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #274 | pat-a-cake pendant | 4 |
| #154 | pie crust | 11 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #919 | pork elf goodies sack | 5 |
| #243 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #147 | purple corpsel | 2 |
| #1217 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #199 | red pixel potion | 24 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #378 | scented massage oil | 3 |
| #1193 | scroll of pasta summoning | 3 |
| #172 | shiny butcherknife | 7 |
| #1774 | shiny ring | 7 |
| #619 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #2031 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #2224 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #321 | spices | 85 |
| #1006 | spooky bark | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1706 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #469 | stick of dynamite | 2 |
| #4827 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #653 | ten-leaf clover | 10 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| #354 | tropical orchid | 5 |
| #351 | turtle pheromones | 9 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #254 | unstable quark | 2 |
| #195 | vampire pearl | 2 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| #502 | white balloon | 4 |
| #231 | white rice | 7 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #936 | yeti fur | 35 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |