| #307 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 3 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #453 | BURT | 32 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #321 | CRIMBCO mug | 44 |
| #185 | CRIMBCO wine | 41 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #184 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 30 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #205 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 4 |
| #702 | Instant Karma | 5 |
| #356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #559 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 12 |
| #263 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 5 |
| #436 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| #410 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1079 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #127 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 106 |
| #295 | Uncle Romulus | 4 |
| #282 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 7 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #420 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #207 | antique pair of blue jeans | 4 |
| #217 | antique souvenir drawing | 4 |
| #14 | bacon bath ball | 38 |
| #677 | banana-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #30 | chocolate bath ball | 23 |
| #510 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #1153 | club necklace | 6 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #537 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 12 |
| #311 | fancy chocolate car | 10 |
| #40 | festive sausage | 52 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #38 | holiday cheese log | 55 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #30 | incense bath ball | 26 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #218 | motivational poster | 19 |
| #46 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 6 |
| #515 | pack of pogs | 33 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #1488 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1543 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #596 | sandwich of the gods | 12 |
| #180 | slow jam collection | 23 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1258 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 31 |
| #2591 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 18 |
| #2311 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 21 |
| #1048 | stuffed Meat | 42 |
| #2763 | stuffed angry cow | 17 |
| #3978 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #2244 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 23 |
| #2404 | stuffed cocoabo | 20 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #2802 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2559 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2567 | stuffed hand turkey | 19 |
| #1161 | stuffed key | 34 |
| #1288 | stuffed martini | 4 |
| #3558 | stuffed mind flayer | 12 |
| #1004 | stuffed mink | 44 |
| #1149 | stuffed monocle | 37 |
| #3599 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #4025 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3636 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #2452 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 20 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #2541 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #987 | stuffed teddy butler | 46 |
| #1034 | stuffed tin of caviar | 44 |
| #935 | stuffed treasure chest | 51 |
| #2571 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 19 |
| #366 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
| #595 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 7 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #606 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 4 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 3 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #691 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 3 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #343 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #388 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 11 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 9 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #487 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #678 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 6 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #681 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 3 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1118 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #495 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 9 |
| #659 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 6 |
| #739 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 5 |
| #483 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 9 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #959 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 3 |
| #363 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 12 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #667 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 6 |
| #958 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 3 |
| #663 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 6 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #661 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 6 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #1117 | tiny plastic moneybee | 2 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #878 | tiny plastic peacannon | 2 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #334 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #856 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 2 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |