MisterDoobs

RankItemQuantity
#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#572Asleep in the Cemetery3
#222Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#502Blizzards I Have Died In2
#310C.H.U.M. knife3
#44C.H.U.M. lantern3
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#117Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#174Chester's cutoffs1
#185Chester's moustache1
#90Chester's sunglasses1
#145Chorale of Companionship1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#320Danglin' Chad's loincloth2
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#27El Vibrato translator1
🥇French slippers1
#212Frosty's carrot1
#369Frosty's frosty mug4
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
#121Frosty's snowball sack1
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#215Goodfella contract232
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#488Hodgman's blanket2
#118Hodgman's bow tie1
#73Hodgman's garbage sticker1
#95Hodgman's harmonica1
#63Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top2
#129Hodgman's lobsterskin pants1
#64Hodgman's lucky sock1
#65Hodgman's metal detector1
#144Hodgman's porkpie hat1
#97Hodgman's varcolac paw1
#356Kissin' Cousins3
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
🥈LARP membership card1
🥇LWA ring1
#238Let Me Be!6
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#597Mr. Joe's bangles1
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#54Ol' Scratch's ash can2
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#475Ol' Scratch's salad fork2
#92Ol' Scratch's stove door1
#186Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#193Oscus's pelt1
#144Raggedy Hippy doll2
#1202Retenez L'Herbe Paté2
#493Sensual Massage for Creeps3
#471Sinful Desires1
#618Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags1
#627Summer Nights2
#592Tales from the Fireside2
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#419Travels with Jerry3
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#850Uncle Crimbo's Rations2
#203Wand of Oscus1
#376Zim Merman's guitar2
#182Zombo's grievous greaves1
#187Zombo's shield1
#104Zombo's shoulder blade1
#85Zombo's skull ring1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#887antique greaves1
#897antique helmet1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#430balaclava1
#17baneful bandolier2
#1662battered Crimbo Crate1
#455beaten-up Chucks1
#212bed of coals4
#733bejeweled cufflinks3
#1005big red clown nose1
#35bitter bowtie1
#694black greaves1
#695black helmet1
#667black shield1
#349black spot2
#727black sword1
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#964bloody clown pants1
#223bowl of fishysoisse4
#1063box of sunshine220
#639buckyball7
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#228burrowgrub hive1
#771canteen of wine28
#56chamoisole1
#663cheap elven gloves6
#997cheap toaster2
#798clown shoes1
#1348club necklace5
#777cold ninja mask1
#23cologne of contempt83
#415comfy coffin3
#284concentrated garbage juice3
#437corncob pipe2
#850cornuthaum1
#6corroded breeches1
#5corrosive cowl1
#120cosmic lemonade1
#198crown-shaped beanie1
#597cup of infinite pencils1
#427deadly lampshade2
#691delicious salad48
#40depleted Grimacite gravy boat1
#154depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick3
#532disbelief suspenders1
#32duct tape buckler2
#127duct tape dockers1
#92duct tape fedora1
#108duct tape shirt1
#232duct tape sword1
#1576dusty Crimbo crate1
#276elven limbos gingerbread47
#352elven moonshine33
#763elven socks5
#193elven whittling knife1
#315epic wad1
#199extra-large palm-frond toupee1
#2035fancy dress ball2
#924fancy opera glasses1
#479festive holiday hat9
#634filth-encrusted futon1
#498flamin' bindle1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#793foolscap fool's cap1
#578frayed rope belt1
#92freezin' bindle6
#402frigid air mattress2
#240frozen banquet10
#427furry pants1
#949garish pinky ring1
#1922ghost cucumber1
#857giant designer sunglasses2
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#398giant glass of brandy1
#1883gingerbread mutant bugbear3
#1206gloomy black mushroom2
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#1202gray bow tie2
#765guy made of bee pollen2
#732gyroscope3
#2400hamethyst1
#133hardened slime belt1
#148hardened slime hat1
#143hardened slime pants1
#1997heart necklace3
#939hobo nickel58
#27hobo stogie1
#104hopping socks3
#426icy-hot katana1
#977irradiated candy cane5
#1882joybuzzer1
#499kickback cookbook1
#1412kite3
#883knuckle sandwich16
#491left half of a heart necklace1
#222lewd playing card11
#377los chinos1
#570lovecat tail1
#247makeshift cape1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#15malevolent medallion1
🥉marinara jug1
#693meat from yesterday1
#1341mylar scout drone2
#858ninja hot pants1
#1187oozenog4
#153outrageous sombrero1
#38pair of twitching claws2
#189palm-frond capris1
#213palm-frond whip1
#583panhandle panhandling hat1
#363parasitic claw1
#75parasitic headgnawer2
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#1038patent leather shoes3
#1465penguin thesaurus1
#14perfume of prejudice121
#737personal massager1
#293pig-iron bracers1
#307pig-iron helm1
#125pig-iron shinguards2
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#754plastic passion fruit1
#180poodle skirt1
#202pr0n taco1
#321psycho sweater1
#176pulsing flesh16
#553right half of a heart necklace1
#229rigid carapace15
#25rope with some soap on it1
#2723rubber WWBD? bracelet2
#3663rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#2196rubber WWSPD? bracelet3
#2126rubber WWtNSD? bracelet3
#2416sandwich of the gods1
#212shimmering rainbow sand2
#238slap and tickle with a fly in it1
#145sleazy bindle5
#42slime-covered club1
#18slime-covered lantern1
#35slime-covered speargun1
#118slimy alveolus9
#246slimy fermented bile bladder38
#240slimy sweetbreads41
#1978spade necklace3
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#236spooky bindle4
#487stained mattress2
#310star buckler1
#606star hat1
#330star pants1
#684stick of "gum"2
#330stinkin' bindle2
#1430stuffed Baron von Ratsworth25
#5stuffed Cheshire bitten3,504
#2534stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech19
#1534stuffed Meat23
#2773stuffed angry cow17
#4282stuffed astral badger9
#3097stuffed baby gravy fairy15
#2842stuffed cocoabo16
#922stuffed crazy bastard sword6
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#3262stuffed flaming gravy fairy14
#2467stuffed frozen gravy fairy20
#499stuffed ghuol whelp2
#2146stuffed gray blob3
#2112stuffed hand turkey24
#1807stuffed key11
#1143stuffed martini5
#2221stuffed mind flayer23
#1336stuffed mink29
#1473stuffed monocle25
#844stuffed ninja snowman4
#2066stuffed scary death orb25
#7841stuffed sleazy gravy fairy2
#1857stuffed snowy owl27
#6332stuffed spooky gravy fairy4
#4253stuffed stinky gravy fairy9
#1604stuffed teddy butler21
#1349stuffed tin of caviar29
#1625stuffed treasure chest16
#7823stuffed undead elbow macaroni2
#96stuffed yo-yo10
#215stuffed zmobie7
#1712sturdy Crimbo crate1
#295throbbing rage gland1
#448tin cup of mulligan stew2
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#822tiny plastic skeletal reindeer2
#139tiny plastic strand of DNA6
#902top5
#388twitching claw11
#114unfortunate dumplings4
#1366unstable DNA21
#8villainous scythe1
#896vorpal blade1
🥈washboard shield1
#1245wolf mask1
#130woven baling wire bracelets7
#590wreath of laurels1
#42wumpus hair42

Wow, that's 5,461 items total!

what items are this player missing?