| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #389 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #290 | BURT | 92 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #108 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 48 |
| #288 | CSA fire-starting kit | 27 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #2102 | Crimbuck | 29 |
| #1370 | Crown of the Goblin King | 16 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #780 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 3 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #338 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #1000 | Imp Ale | 57 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #203 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 1 |
| #414 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 3 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #83 | Nardz energy beverage | 13 |
| #264 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 3 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #306 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 2 |
| #250 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 2 |
| #155 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 5 |
| #133 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 6 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #694 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 2 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 2 |
| #582 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 2 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 2 |
| #348 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 6 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #349 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 4 |
| #490 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 4 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #555 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 3 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #125 | Ram's Face Lager | 486 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #38 | Skully's hot chocolate | 3 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #207 | Sugar Cog | 12 |
| #382 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 7 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #559 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 7 |
| #255 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 5 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #142 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 15 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #668 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 12 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #221 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 3 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #430 | acid-squirting flower | 7 |
| #851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #52 | aerated diving helmet | 5 |
| #618 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #153 | ancient poisoned dart | 13 |
| #104 | baby cuddlefish | 2 |
| #510 | baby killer bee | 19 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #839 | barrrnacle | 14 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #98 | beer bomb | 528 |
| #171 | beer cartilage | 1 |
| #486 | beertini | 3 |
| #374 | big red clown nose | 15 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #211 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 58 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #209 | bloody beer | 101 |
| #300 | bloody clown pants | 19 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #222 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 6 |
| #103 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #877 | box of sunshine | 300 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #1067 | buckyball | 3 |
| #740 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #104 | can of Swiller | 56 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #292 | clown shoes | 10 |
| #115 | clown whip | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #154 | cream stout | 40 |
| #138 | day-old beer | 1 |
| #1370 | delicious salad | 6 |
| #1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #2224 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #1133 | fancy dress ball | 8 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #1070 | gray bow tie | 3 |
| #1683 | green beer | 2 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1740 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #919 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 41 |
| #286 | ice-cold Willer | 175 |
| #331 | ice-cold six-pack | 30 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #967 | jerky coins | 3 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #143 | lavender candygram | 3 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #579 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| #41 | mini-Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #673 | obsidian dagger | 27 |
| #900 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1548 | old sweatpants | 10 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #183 | orange candygram | 3 |
| #141 | overpriced "imported" beer | 1 |
| #200 | packet of beer nuts | 2 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #158 | pink candygram | 3 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #135 | plain old beer | 1 |
| #133 | plastic cup of beer | 22 |
| #1404 | possessed top | 3 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #74 | pumpkin beer | 18 |
| #311 | radio button candy | 3 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #111 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #182 | soul doorbell | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1948 | spectre scepter | 10 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| #686 | stick of "gum" | 2 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #18 | stuffed astral badger | 1,418 |
| #4303 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #3746 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #77 | tankard of ale | 51 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #146 | tiny plastic animelf | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #2135 | tree-eating kite | 5 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| 🥉 | used beer | 604 |
| #248 | useless powder | 642 |
| #717 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 11 |
| #293 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #119 | white candygram | 5 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #123 | yellow candygram | 10 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |