| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #291 | BURT | 92 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #761 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1552 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #109 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 48 |
| #288 | CSA fire-starting kit | 27 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #2107 | Crimbuck | 29 |
| #1374 | Crown of the Goblin King | 16 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #781 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 3 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #106 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1049 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #343 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #1001 | Imp Ale | 57 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #203 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 1 |
| #416 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 3 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #83 | Nardz energy beverage | 13 |
| #265 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 3 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #311 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 2 |
| #252 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 2 |
| #157 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 5 |
| #136 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 6 |
| #2360 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #696 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 2 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #591 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 2 |
| #583 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 2 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 2 |
| #348 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 6 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #349 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 4 |
| #490 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 4 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #555 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 3 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #126 | Ram's Face Lager | 486 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #842 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #538 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #38 | Skully's hot chocolate | 3 |
| #644 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #208 | Sugar Cog | 12 |
| #383 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 7 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #562 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 7 |
| #256 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 5 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #142 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 15 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1437 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #672 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 12 |
| #752 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #221 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 3 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #1954 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #432 | acid-squirting flower | 7 |
| #861 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #52 | aerated diving helmet | 5 |
| #623 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #154 | ancient poisoned dart | 13 |
| #107 | baby cuddlefish | 2 |
| #512 | baby killer bee | 19 |
| #1030 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #840 | barrrnacle | 14 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #98 | beer bomb | 528 |
| #172 | beer cartilage | 1 |
| #489 | beertini | 3 |
| #377 | big red clown nose | 15 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #211 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 58 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #209 | bloody beer | 101 |
| #302 | bloody clown pants | 19 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #222 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 6 |
| #106 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #408 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #880 | box of sunshine | 300 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #1067 | buckyball | 3 |
| #744 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #104 | can of Swiller | 56 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #292 | clown shoes | 10 |
| #115 | clown whip | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #239 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #154 | cream stout | 40 |
| #139 | day-old beer | 1 |
| #1369 | delicious salad | 6 |
| #1956 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1812 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #2229 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #315 | epic wad | 1 |
| #1135 | fancy dress ball | 8 |
| #2007 | felt | 2 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #807 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #1069 | gray bow tie | 3 |
| #1683 | green beer | 2 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1743 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #921 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 41 |
| #287 | ice-cold Willer | 175 |
| #333 | ice-cold six-pack | 30 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #968 | jerky coins | 3 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #143 | lavender candygram | 3 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #768 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #580 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| #41 | mini-Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #1082 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #672 | obsidian dagger | 27 |
| #902 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1555 | old sweatpants | 10 |
| #2042 | oozenog | 2 |
| #184 | orange candygram | 3 |
| #146 | overpriced "imported" beer | 1 |
| #202 | packet of beer nuts | 2 |
| #283 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #158 | pink candygram | 3 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #136 | plain old beer | 1 |
| #136 | plastic cup of beer | 22 |
| #1405 | possessed top | 3 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #72 | pumpkin beer | 18 |
| #323 | radio button candy | 3 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3638 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2797 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #111 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #422 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #1273 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #182 | soul doorbell | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1957 | spectre scepter | 10 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| #684 | stick of "gum" | 2 |
| #1005 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #19 | stuffed astral badger | 1,418 |
| #4310 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #3754 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #78 | tankard of ale | 51 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #957 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #601 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #953 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1161 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1157 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1140 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2058 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3067 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3928 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4023 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6122 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #147 | tiny plastic animelf | 2 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8251 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1362 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1367 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8095 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6240 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6156 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #4812 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4855 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8069 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4877 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8112 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1338 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #6134 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2784 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6202 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4893 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #2135 | tree-eating kite | 5 |
| #1781 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1353 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1126 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| 🥉 | used beer | 604 |
| #248 | useless powder | 642 |
| #722 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 11 |
| #292 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #381 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #297 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #119 | white candygram | 5 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #123 | yellow candygram | 10 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |