| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #911 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #744 | CRIMBCO scrip | 160 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #369 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2693 | Crimbuck | 8 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #701 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #640 | Go-Wassail | 19 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #79 | Wolfman Nardz | 23 |
| #83 | Workytime Tea | 31 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #29 | affordable teak perch | 1 |
| #360 | agua de vida | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #313 | beholed bedsheet | 3 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #875 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #83 | blue suede shoes | 1 |
| #212 | bone collar | 1 |
| #205 | bottle of Blank-Out | 70 |
| #43 | bottle of moontan lotion | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #29 | brass crank handle | 1 |
| #2704 | brick | 1 |
| #701 | brine | 24 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #1564 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #629 | canteen of wine | 40 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #58 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #487 | chocolate cigar | 2 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #87 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 24 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #138 | cracker | 1 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #1040 | elven limbos gingerbread | 9 |
| #380 | elven moonshine | 30 |
| #882 | elven suicide capsule | 21 |
| #77 | elven whittling knife | 2 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #45 | extra-strength rubber bands | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #34 | farfalle bow tie | 1 |
| #37 | fin-bit wax | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #325 | fudgecule | 5,206 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #242 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #203 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #242 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #26 | half-height unicycle | 1 |
| #323 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #1328 | handful of confetti | 29 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #35 | imitation whetstone | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #302 | invisible bag | 3 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #32 | jalapeño slices | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #805 | jerky coins | 10 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #202 | licorice garrote | 9 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #247 | lollipop stick | 289 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #35 | metrognome | 1 |
| #24 | miniature pruning shears | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #679 | mood ring | 2 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #79 | mulled cider | 25 |
| #866 | mummy costume | 3 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #59 | pair of ragged claws | 6 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1156 | penguin focaccia bread | 16 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #465 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #39 | portable motorcycle | 1 |
| #100 | portable photocopier | 60 |
| #40 | pretty pink bow | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #949 | pumpkinhead mask | 3 |
| #64 | radioactive chew toy | 1 |
| #35 | rat tooth polish | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #464 | s'more | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #37 | security blankie | 1 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #49 | six-armed sweater | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #21 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 9 |
| #41 | smiley-face sticker | 1 |
| #34 | solid state loom | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1059 | spectre scepter | 29 |
| #350 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #34 | stick-on mini solar panels | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #3120 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #74 | teddy borg sewing kit | 1 |
| #58 | the finger | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #1443 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #51 | tiny bindle | 1 |
| #33 | tiny cell phone | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #27 | tiny sombrero | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #289 | witch hat | 3 |
| #905 | wolfman mask | 3 |
| #228 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #51 | zen motorcycle | 1 |