Museum :: Tiny Plastic Cat in the Hat

Tiny Plastic Cat in the Hat

Rank	Item	Quantity
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#32	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	4
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#3213	Crimbuck	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#469	Elmley shades	1
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#275	Hodgman's blanket	5
#789	Instant Karma	4
#1675	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#1286	Jocko Homo's head	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#228	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#1063	Let Me Be!	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#438	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#851	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#1270	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#810	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	9
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#4	Radio KoL Flashlight	1
#1076	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#947	Summer Nights	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#1120	Yakisoba's hat	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#519	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	3
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#123	antique souvenir drawing	8
#433	asbestos apron	1
#654	banana peel	1
#213	battered Crimbo Crate	62
#227	battered hubcap	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#571	beer bong	1
#671	beer helmet	1
#955	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#874	black candy heart	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#3614	box of sunshine	18
#230	box turtle	1
#2708	brick	1
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#593	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#576	chloroform rag	1
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#716	comfy coffin	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
#555	concentrated garbage juice	1
#568	corncob pipe	1
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#617	depantsing bomb	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#547	divine noisemaker	1
#126	dueling turtle	1
#620	dusty Crimbo crate	17
#761	enchanted leopard-print barbell	9
#540	energy drink IV	1
#655	ferret bait	1
#323	figurine of a charred seal	10
#226	figurine of a cold seal	29
#478	figurine of a sleek seal	3
#386	figurine of a slippery seal	4
#154	figurine of a stinking seal	15
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#529	fire poi	1
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#383	flowing hippy skirt	1
#859	flute of flat champagne	1
#459	freezin' bindle	1
#562	frigid air mattress	1
#782	funky dried mushroom	1
#540	furniture dolly	1
#195	furry green turtle	1
#614	gauze garter	1
#696	gearbox necklace	1
#563	giant foam finger	1
#191	green candygram	2
#177	grinning turtle	1
#276	guard turtle collar	1
#351	guard turtle shell	1
#400	half-orchid	1
#2126	handful of confetti	15
#225	hedgeturtle	1
#1877	helmet turtle	1
#385	henna face paint	1
#550	hippy medical kit	1
#578	hippy protest button	1
#183	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#699	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#1883	joybuzzer	1
#505	keg shield	1
#530	kick-ass kicks	1
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#232	knobby helmet turtle	1
#67	knobby kneepads	1
#1167	lavender candy heart	1
#124	lavender candygram	4
#938	lewd playing card	1
#563	lucky bottlecap	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#588	molotov cocktail cocktail	1
#1229	orange candy heart	1
#151	orange candygram	5
#435	orange peel hat	1
#618	oversized pipe	1
#129	padded tortoise	1
#56	painted shield	1
#583	panhandle panhandling hat	1
#447	panty raider camouflage	1
#806	party hat	1
#610	perforated battle paddle	1
#286	pink candygram	1
#14	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
#156	pr0n m4nic0tti	3
#891	purple snowcone	1
#587	radio button candy	1
#1730	really dense meat stack	1
#611	red snowcone	5
#577	reinforced beaded headband	1
#73	reinforced furry underpants	1
#638	round purple sunglasses	1
#750	rusty chain necklace	2
#745	sake bomb	1
#637	salty dog	4
#821	sandwich of the gods	9
#379	sausage bomb	1
#1034	sawblade shield	1
#410	shiny hood ornament	1
#891	silver shrimp fork	1
#201	skeletortoise	1
#511	sleazy bindle	1
#420	sleeping wereturtle	1
#148	snailmail bits	1
#31	snailmail breeches	1
#34	snailmail coif	1
#42	snailmail hauberk	1
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#2845	solid gold bowling ball	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#668	spark plug earring	1
#60	spiky turtle helmet	1
#63	spiky turtle shield	1
#59	spiky turtle shoulderpads	1
#554	spooky bindle	1
#493	stinkin' bindle	1
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#291	sturdy Crimbo crate	60
#167	syncopated turtle	1
#610	tequila grenade	1
#1000	tiny bottle of absinthe	1
#2039	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	4
#111	torquoise	1
#126	tortoboggan	1
#575	tube of dread wax	1
#673	turtle pheromones	1
#1790	turtle totem	1
#196	turtle wax	1
#87	turtle wax shield	1
#289	turtlemail bits	1
#101	turtlemail breeches	1
#111	turtlemail coif	1
#112	turtlemail hauberk	1
#131	turtling rod	1
#510	war tongs	1
#940	water pipe bomb	1
#940	white candy heart	3
#512	wicker shield	1
#589	wreath of laurels	1
#1158	wrench bracelet	1
#222	yellow brick road	4

Wow, that's 498 items total!

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