| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #25 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| 🥈 | El Vibrato drone | 523 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #61 | The Emperor's new cookie | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #157 | black label | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #43 | bugged bön±Ã©t | 1 |
| #70 | bugged balaclava | 1 |
| #68 | bugged beanie | 1 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #866 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #390 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #62 | plastic cup of flat beer | 1 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| 🥇 | radioactive chew toy | 918 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #107 | tin rations | 2 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #244 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #48 | white elephant gift | 1 |
| #108 | white-label gin | 2 |
| #438 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |