| #66 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 12 |
| #104 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 2 |
| #101 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| #88 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 2 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #45 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 3 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #78 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 2 |
| #336 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 6 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #165 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 4 |
| #176 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
| #149 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 4 |
| #156 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 4 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1165 | CRIMBCO mug | 6 |
| #1315 | CRIMBCO scrip | 20 |
| #625 | CRIMBCO wine | 12 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 22 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2806 | Crimbuck | 6 |
| #549 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 11 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #61 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #142 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 6 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| #285 | Maxing, Relaxing | 4 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #273 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 3 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #263 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 5 |
| #234 | Summer Nights | 5 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #56 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 28 |
| #99 | The Art of Slapfighting | 10 |
| #53 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 22 |
| #23 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 3 |
| #44 | The Joy of Wassailing | 34 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #418 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #93 | Uncle Romulus | 11 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #66 | Wolfman Nardz | 26 |
| #105 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 20 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #669 | bath ball gift set | 7 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #130 | box of Familiar Jacks | 1 |
| #74 | box of hammers | 1 |
| #1045 | box of sunshine | 223 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #51 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 31 |
| #36 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 56 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #487 | electrical thingamabob | 2 |
| #198 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1,034 |
| #218 | epic wad | 2 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #4 | jar of squeeze | 152 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #179 | long-stemmed rose | 12 |
| 🥈 | love song of naughty innuendo | 27,021 |
| 🥉 | love song of smoldering passion | 26,458 |
| #16 | magnetic field | 2 |
| #322 | motivational poster | 13 |
| #33 | mulled cider | 57 |
| #105 | mummy costume | 73 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #118 | pig-iron bracers | 2 |
| #126 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #468 | plastic ingot | 2 |
| #436 | powdered candy sushi set | 4 |
| #89 | pumpkinhead mask | 93 |
| #401 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #43 | right half of a heart necklace | 11 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #581 | slow jam collection | 7 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #1072 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #373 | sweet mochi ball | 9 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #198 | wad of cotton | 15 |
| #39 | waterlogged crate | 9 |
| #160 | wolfman mask | 52 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |