| #68 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 12 |
| #103 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #130 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 2 |
| #100 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| #87 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 2 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #44 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 3 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #786 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #77 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 2 |
| #336 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 6 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #363 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #164 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 4 |
| #175 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
| #148 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 4 |
| #155 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 4 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1164 | CRIMBCO mug | 6 |
| #1314 | CRIMBCO scrip | 20 |
| #625 | CRIMBCO wine | 12 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #249 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 22 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2811 | Crimbuck | 6 |
| #550 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 11 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #60 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #143 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 6 |
| #38 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| #285 | Maxing, Relaxing | 4 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #276 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 3 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #263 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 5 |
| #235 | Summer Nights | 5 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #56 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 28 |
| #99 | The Art of Slapfighting | 10 |
| #54 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 22 |
| #22 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 3 |
| #44 | The Joy of Wassailing | 34 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #419 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #94 | Uncle Romulus | 11 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #66 | Wolfman Nardz | 26 |
| #104 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 20 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #670 | bath ball gift set | 7 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1054 | box | 1 |
| #134 | box of Familiar Jacks | 1 |
| #74 | box of hammers | 1 |
| #1048 | box of sunshine | 223 |
| #297 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #52 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 31 |
| #36 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 56 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #489 | electrical thingamabob | 2 |
| #200 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1,034 |
| #218 | epic wad | 2 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #4 | jar of squeeze | 152 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #179 | long-stemmed rose | 12 |
| 🥈 | love song of naughty innuendo | 27,021 |
| 🥉 | love song of smoldering passion | 26,458 |
| #16 | magnetic field | 2 |
| #321 | motivational poster | 13 |
| #33 | mulled cider | 57 |
| #105 | mummy costume | 73 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #118 | pig-iron bracers | 2 |
| #126 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #470 | plastic ingot | 2 |
| #438 | powdered candy sushi set | 4 |
| #89 | pumpkinhead mask | 93 |
| #403 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #43 | right half of a heart necklace | 11 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #582 | slow jam collection | 7 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #1069 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1704 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #373 | sweet mochi ball | 9 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #199 | wad of cotton | 15 |
| #39 | waterlogged crate | 9 |
| #160 | wolfman mask | 52 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |