| #537 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 9 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #75 | Barney's rake | 4 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1462 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #302 | Cold Hots candy | 23 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1469 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #844 | FDKOL commendation | 7 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #847 | Goodfella contract | 4 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #3362 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1086 | Senior Mints | 2 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #397 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 10 |
| #833 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1416 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1409 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #799 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 6 |
| #390 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #1499 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 5 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #235 | actual reality goggles | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #140 | attorney's badge | 4 |
| #518 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #284 | chocolate bath ball | 3 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #737 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1154 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #1629 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1937 | easter egg balloon | 11 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #1230 | heart necklace | 6 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #283 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #300 | incense bath ball | 3 |
| #53 | innuendo | 2 |
| #20 | intricate clockwork big hand | 1 |
| #39 | intricate clockwork birdhouse | 1 |
| #24 | intricate clockwork disc | 1 |
| #31 | intricate clockwork egg | 4 |
| #16 | intricate clockwork little hand | 1 |
| #15 | intricate clockwork numeral I | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #51 | left half of a heart necklace | 9 |
| #66 | menudo ravioli | 19 |
| #909 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #142 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #873 | old sweatpants | 60 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #15 | paperclip turban | 2 |
| #17 | paperclip-on tie | 2 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #116 | pog #01 (spider) | 9 |
| #178 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 6 |
| #108 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 10 |
| #131 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 8 |
| #141 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 8 |
| #139 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 8 |
| #173 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 6 |
| #170 | pog #08 (hellion) | 6 |
| #50 | pog #09 (pirate) | 20 |
| #133 | pog #10 (hobo) | 9 |
| #70 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 14 |
| #114 | possibility potion | 1 |
| #35 | pr0n cocktail | 21 |
| 🥇 | pr0n legs | 220,441 |
| #9 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 156 |
| #28 | pr0n stir-fry | 33 |
| #35 | pr0n taco | 31 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #126 | s'more | 349 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #446 | spectre scepter | 73 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #1341 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #58 | the finger | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #462 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 15 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #111 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8255 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #972 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #131 | whalebone corset | 7 |
| #94 | wings of fire | 1 |