| #415 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #241 | BGE pocket calendar | 3 |
| #1450 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #676 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #249 | CRIMBCO mug | 57 |
| #122 | CRIMBCO wine | 55 |
| #966 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1362 | Crimbuck | 286 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #1676 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1575 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #261 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1206 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 8 |
| #288 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 7 |
| #123 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 7 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #395 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 7 |
| #800 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 6 |
| #802 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 4 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 6 |
| #1271 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #251 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #259 | ammonite fossil | 19 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #94 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #128 | brown pixel | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #281 | easter egg balloon | 69 |
| #1245 | elven suicide capsule | 15 |
| #1163 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #443 | handful of confetti | 89 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1430 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1341 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #647 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #341 | old sweatpants | 222 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #1536 | passable elf mask | 2 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #756 | pocketwatch on a chain | 4 |
| #131 | pointy red hat | 3 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #52 | red drunki-bear | 19 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2159 | rogue swarmer | 23 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #278 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #355 | spectre scepter | 88 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #1972 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #354 | sucker scaffold | 27 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #1442 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2049 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #175 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3180 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2819 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8156 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6176 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #4014 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |