| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #197 | Argarggagarg's fang | 8 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Ax of L'rose | 2 |
| #138 | BURT | 212 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #276 | Bling of the New Wave | 5 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1678 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #1165 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1109 | Boss Bat britches | 11 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #559 | CRIMBCO mug | 20 |
| #1699 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #747 | CRIMBCO wine | 10 |
| #246 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 4 |
| #1070 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #250 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 10 |
| #1039 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #570 | Drowsy Sword | 32 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #949 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #956 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #478 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1288 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #304 | Jocko Homo's head | 6 |
| #249 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 4 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #836 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 32 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #242 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 31 |
| #850 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 4 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #9 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 4 |
| #513 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #236 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 10 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1004 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #390 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #17 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 149 |
| #752 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #334 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 4 |
| #510 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #658 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #266 | adorable seal larva | 9 |
| #66 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #132 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #1686 | badass belt | 32 |
| #506 | bath ball gift set | 10 |
| #258 | bit of clingfilm | 16 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #420 | bottle of goofballs | 61 |
| #3883 | box of sunshine | 15 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #744 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #120 | crystalline cheer | 939 |
| #176 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 4 |
| #421 | donated booze | 7 |
| #398 | donated candy | 10 |
| #316 | duct tape | 124 |
| #1641 | easter egg balloon | 14 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #558 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 45 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #820 | facsimile dictionary | 10 |
| #286 | figurine of a charred seal | 11 |
| #155 | figurine of a cold seal | 40 |
| #111 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 11 |
| #54 | figurine of a sleek seal | 33 |
| #311 | figurine of a slippery seal | 5 |
| #448 | figurine of a stinking seal | 4 |
| #87 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 14 |
| #305 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #67 | fried air | 43 |
| #69 | frost-rimed seal hide | 9 |
| #211 | fuzzy busby | 15 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #375 | fuzzy earmuffs | 4 |
| #347 | fuzzy montera | 5 |
| #189 | gearbox necklace | 5 |
| #185 | ghost of a necklace | 27 |
| #292 | gold wedding ring | 24 |
| #97 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #1216 | handful of confetti | 33 |
| #524 | heart of the volcano | 13 |
| #38 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 14 |
| #98 | ingot of seal-iron | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #766 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #324 | magical mystery juice | 25 |
| #146 | memory of a G | 9 |
| #55 | memory of a GT base pair | 2 |
| #126 | memory of a T | 10 |
| #153 | memory of an A | 8 |
| #60 | memory of an AG base pair | 2 |
| #62 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 27 |
| #449 | motivational poster | 10 |
| #132 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 12 |
| #1335 | obsidian dagger | 11 |
| #418 | old sweatpants | 179 |
| #148 | ornate picture frame | 15 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #439 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #668 | radium-flavored potato chips | 33 |
| #198 | reflection of a map | 2 |
| #126 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 12 |
| #400 | rusty chain necklace | 6 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #116 | seal-blubber candle | 44 |
| #169 | sealhide seal doll | 8 |
| #65 | sealhide snare | 17 |
| #629 | shredded hellseal hide | 3 |
| #707 | slow jam collection | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #973 | spectre scepter | 32 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #111 | tainted seal's blood | 3 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #667 | torn hellseal sinew | 2 |
| #512 | turtle pheromones | 4 |
| #968 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #544 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #637 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 14 |
| #349 | wad of cotton | 9 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #76 | wand of pigification | 12 |
| #537 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 48 |
| #255 | woven baling wire bracelets | 4 |
| #307 | wrench bracelet | 11 |
| #125 | wumpus hair | 16 |