| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #197 | Argarggagarg's fang | 8 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Ax of L'rose | 2 |
| #138 | BURT | 212 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2709 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #277 | Bling of the New Wave | 5 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #1166 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1108 | Boss Bat britches | 11 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #559 | CRIMBCO mug | 20 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #747 | CRIMBCO wine | 10 |
| #247 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 4 |
| #1071 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #252 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 10 |
| #1038 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #572 | Drowsy Sword | 32 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #950 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #479 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1289 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #305 | Jocko Homo's head | 6 |
| #250 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 4 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #834 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 32 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #243 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 31 |
| #850 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 4 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #9 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 4 |
| #514 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #237 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 10 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1003 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1413 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1805 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #390 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #17 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 149 |
| #751 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #335 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 4 |
| #511 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #659 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #265 | adorable seal larva | 9 |
| #67 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #131 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #1686 | badass belt | 32 |
| #506 | bath ball gift set | 10 |
| #258 | bit of clingfilm | 16 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #420 | bottle of goofballs | 61 |
| #3880 | box of sunshine | 15 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #743 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #120 | crystalline cheer | 939 |
| #177 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 4 |
| #419 | donated booze | 7 |
| #397 | donated candy | 10 |
| #318 | duct tape | 124 |
| #1642 | easter egg balloon | 14 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #558 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 45 |
| #131 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #820 | facsimile dictionary | 10 |
| #287 | figurine of a charred seal | 11 |
| #156 | figurine of a cold seal | 40 |
| #112 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 11 |
| #55 | figurine of a sleek seal | 33 |
| #312 | figurine of a slippery seal | 5 |
| #449 | figurine of a stinking seal | 4 |
| #88 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 14 |
| #304 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #66 | fried air | 43 |
| #69 | frost-rimed seal hide | 9 |
| #211 | fuzzy busby | 15 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #375 | fuzzy earmuffs | 4 |
| #349 | fuzzy montera | 5 |
| #189 | gearbox necklace | 5 |
| #185 | ghost of a necklace | 27 |
| #292 | gold wedding ring | 24 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #1217 | handful of confetti | 33 |
| #523 | heart of the volcano | 13 |
| #38 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 14 |
| #98 | ingot of seal-iron | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #767 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #325 | magical mystery juice | 25 |
| #146 | memory of a G | 9 |
| #55 | memory of a GT base pair | 2 |
| #128 | memory of a T | 10 |
| #153 | memory of an A | 8 |
| #60 | memory of an AG base pair | 2 |
| #62 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 27 |
| #449 | motivational poster | 10 |
| #132 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 12 |
| #1336 | obsidian dagger | 11 |
| #417 | old sweatpants | 179 |
| #147 | ornate picture frame | 15 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #440 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #668 | radium-flavored potato chips | 33 |
| #199 | reflection of a map | 2 |
| #126 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 12 |
| #402 | rusty chain necklace | 6 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #1033 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #117 | seal-blubber candle | 44 |
| #169 | sealhide seal doll | 8 |
| #65 | sealhide snare | 17 |
| #627 | shredded hellseal hide | 3 |
| #707 | slow jam collection | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #971 | spectre scepter | 32 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #111 | tainted seal's blood | 3 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #666 | torn hellseal sinew | 2 |
| #512 | turtle pheromones | 4 |
| #969 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #545 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #636 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 14 |
| #349 | wad of cotton | 9 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #77 | wand of pigification | 12 |
| #538 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 48 |
| #256 | woven baling wire bracelets | 4 |
| #308 | wrench bracelet | 11 |
| #125 | wumpus hair | 16 |