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| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
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| #41 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 5 |
| #222 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 2 |
| #254 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #153 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 2 |
| #156 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 2 |
| #55 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 7 |
| #66 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 5 |
| #264 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 2 |
| #119 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 8 |
| #179 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 3 |
| #26 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 1 |
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| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
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| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
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| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
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| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1188 | Valentine | 10 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #820 | ball | 7 |
| #221 | battered Crimbo Crate | 58 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #924 | buckyball | 4 |
| #145 | canteen of wine | 140 |
| #401 | cheap elven gloves | 11 |
| #290 | cocoa egg | 43 |
| #694 | corpse on the beach | 7 |
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| #1686 | delicious salad | 2 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #196 | dusty Crimbo crate | 46 |
| #444 | elven limbos gingerbread | 31 |
| #345 | elven moonshine | 34 |
| #508 | elven socks | 9 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #739 | festive holiday hat | 5 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #265 | gray bow tie | 26 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #1392 | killing feather | 34 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #366 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #125 | knuckle sandwich | 194 |
| #2364 | laser-broiled pear | 10 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
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| #200 | patent leather shoes | 32 |
| #288 | penguin thesaurus | 25 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
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| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #247 | pulsing flesh | 12 |
| #1272 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #557 | robotronic egg | 50 |
| #1698 | rogue swarmer | 35 |
| #1636 | sawblade fragment | 34 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #971 | stuffed angry cow | 50 |
| #1112 | stuffed cocoabo | 43 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #1951 | stuffed gray blob | 4 |
| #588 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 23 |
| #48 | tempura avocado | 1 |
| #55 | tempura broccoli | 1 |
| #41 | tempura carrot | 1 |
| #52 | tempura cauliflower | 1 |
| #48 | tempura cucumber | 1 |
| #354 | ten-leaf clover | 50 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
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| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
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| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
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| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
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| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
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| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2484 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #388 | twitching claw | 11 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #57 | unstable DNA | 738 |
| #1615 | unstable laser battery | 34 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #551 | vibrating cyborg knife | 10 |
| #2627 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 2 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |