| #118 | "DRINK ME" potion | 357 |
| #60 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 110 |
| #34 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #304 | Angry Farmer candy | 409 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #65 | BitterSweetTarts | 81 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #408 | CSA fire-starting kit | 1 |
| #77 | Choco-Mint patty | 2 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #11 | Cold Hots candy | 124,299 |
| #732 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 6 |
| #504 | Crimbo Credit | 3 |
| #113 | Crimbo candied pecan | 237 |
| #116 | Crimbo fudge | 253 |
| #105 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 275 |
| #53 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 2 |
| #62 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 2 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #56 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 32 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #162 | Daffy Taffy | 214 |
| #285 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 1 |
| #21 | Ed the Undying exhibit crate | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #304 | Jack-in-the-box | 20 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #51 | Moon Pie | 3 |
| #93 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 913 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #11 | Senior Mints | 122,468 |
| #27 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #194 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 409 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #176 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 5 |
| #119 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 21 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 15 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #15 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 63,590 |
| #74 | Xiblaxian polymer | 1 |
| #514 | Yummy Tummy bean | 392 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #668 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #45 | ancient hot dog wrapper | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #258 | antique pair of blue jeans | 3 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #20 | artisanal homebrew sampler | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #1588 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| #853 | bat wing | 3 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #232 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #285 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 20 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #139 | breakfast mess | 12 |
| #49 | breath mint | 275 |
| #23 | brittle plastic handle | 1 |
| #964 | broken skull | 4 |
| #157 | brown pixel | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #178 | bubblin' crude | 94 |
| #380 | bunny liver | 14 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #107 | can of sardines | 1 |
| #1154 | candy cane | 29 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #163 | chrome stick | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #210 | confusing LED clock | 6 |
| #312 | cookie cookie | 3 |
| #341 | crazy little Turkish delight | 31 |
| #143 | cylindrical mold | 13 |
| #81 | dented spoon | 1 |
| #328 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #530 | designer handbag | 5 |
| #89 | dinner roll | 1 |
| #150 | disembodied smile | 3 |
| #41 | elven magi-pack | 1,000 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #246 | flask of mining oil | 2 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #33 | gladiator tunica | 26 |
| #296 | green clay bead | 34 |
| #1546 | grue egg | 16 |
| #102 | high-calorie sugar substitute | 1 |
| #29 | initiative shawarma | 1 |
| #453 | java cookie | 2 |
| #864 | jerky coins | 7 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #168 | minin' dynamite | 2 |
| #79 | nail file | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #85 | old candy wrapper | 1 |
| #94 | old love note | 1 |
| #1302 | old sweatpants | 19 |
| #32 | peppermint tailings | 901 |
| #85 | petit fortran | 6 |
| #314 | pink clay bead | 45 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #38 | plump juicy grub | 307 |
| #339 | purple clay bead | 8 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #712 | red class ring | 7 |
| #341 | roll of toilet paper | 279 |
| #85 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 3 |
| #41 | s'more | 2,178 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #87 | slime-soaked brain | 3 |
| #62 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 4 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #113 | soul doorbell | 3 |
| #128 | space junk | 22 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #45 | sugar shard | 325 |
| #207 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 21 |
| #278 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 9 |
| #342 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 7 |
| #178 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 6 |
| #215 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 19 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #186 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 12 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #165 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 23 |
| #187 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 22 |
| #214 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 5 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 23 |
| #187 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 12 |
| #353 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 3 |
| #169 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 23 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #203 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 11 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #268 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 17 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #211 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 19 |
| #235 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 18 |
| #221 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 19 |
| #222 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 19 |
| #243 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 18 |
| #209 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 20 |
| #136 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 29 |
| #202 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 20 |
| #242 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 18 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic fire servant | 13 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #185 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 22 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #114 | tiny plastic moneybee | 32 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #188 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 21 |
| #414 | tiny plastic peacannon | 6 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #186 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 12 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #334 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #138 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 15 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #723 | useless powder | 108 |
| #629 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 14 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #377 | white chocolate chips | 24 |
| #911 | white class ring | 2 |
| #109 | whole turkey leg | 1 |