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| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #566 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 21 |
| #1081 | Bonerdagon necklace | 8 |
| #741 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
| #1045 | Boss Bat britches | 12 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #700 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #950 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #496 | FDKOL commendation | 244 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #415 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
| #981 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 26 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #461 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 23 |
| #459 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 23 |
| #424 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 28 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #508 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #55 | UV monocular | 3 |
| #842 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 2 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #1972 | badass belt | 27 |
| #1312 | ball | 3 |
| #969 | bananagate | 1 |
| #332 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #1059 | battered Crimbo Crate | 5 |
| #172 | beer cartilage | 1 |
| #251 | booty chest charrrm | 31 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #667 | bottle of bubbles | 2 |
| #27 | broken El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #1272 | buckyball | 2 |
| #36 | bugbear detector | 3 |
| #703 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #141 | cannonball charrrm | 70 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #182 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 50 |
| #487 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #244 | cursed cannonball | 4 |
| #223 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 6 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #327 | cursed sea biscuit | 3 |
| #232 | cursed voodoo skull | 5 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #582 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #1217 | dusty Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #1297 | easter egg balloon | 19 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #67 | electrical thingamabob | 299 |
| #1339 | elven cellocello | 15 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #351 | fiery wing | 2 |
| #31 | fireman's helmet | 2 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1098 | googly eye | 10 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #1297 | herringcello | 14 |
| #231 | hot egg | 1 |
| #498 | iGoogly | 39 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #860 | killing feather | 46 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #976 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #581 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| #161 | molten brick | 86 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1038 | nanofiber cloth | 2 |
| #648 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #716 | obsidian dagger | 25 |
| #1271 | old sweatpants | 21 |
| #70 | overclocked avian microprocessor | 1 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #894 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #68 | plastic ingot | 384 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #138 | silver tongue charrrm | 73 |
| #242 | smoking grass | 393 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1103 | spectre scepter | 27 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1049 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #568 | stainless steel suspenders | 7 |
| #731 | strange shiny disc | 3 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #2922 | stuffed Meat | 2 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #7882 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #3111 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #2711 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5739 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #2704 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1137 | stuffing | 7 |
| #552 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 25 |
| #670 | sucker scaffold | 3 |
| #833 | sweet mochi ball | 4 |
| #377 | synthetic stuffing | 23 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #393 | theoretical string | 38 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2175 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #403 | toy hoverpad | 37 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1120 | unstable laser battery | 43 |
| #1487 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #734 | wind-up meatcar | 3 |