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| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #567 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 21 |
| #1082 | Bonerdagon necklace | 8 |
| #740 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
| #1049 | Boss Bat britches | 12 |
| #1504 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #699 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #949 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #495 | FDKOL commendation | 244 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #414 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
| #986 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 26 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #462 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 23 |
| #460 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 23 |
| #425 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 28 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #55 | UV monocular | 3 |
| #842 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 2 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #1973 | badass belt | 27 |
| #1313 | ball | 3 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #335 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #1062 | battered Crimbo Crate | 5 |
| #172 | beer cartilage | 1 |
| #251 | booty chest charrrm | 31 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #666 | bottle of bubbles | 2 |
| #26 | broken El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #1274 | buckyball | 2 |
| #36 | bugbear detector | 3 |
| #704 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #1784 | candy stake | 4 |
| #141 | cannonball charrrm | 70 |
| #803 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #185 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 50 |
| #487 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #244 | cursed cannonball | 4 |
| #223 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 6 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #327 | cursed sea biscuit | 3 |
| #233 | cursed voodoo skull | 5 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #583 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #1217 | dusty Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #1297 | easter egg balloon | 19 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #67 | electrical thingamabob | 299 |
| #1339 | elven cellocello | 15 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #351 | fiery wing | 2 |
| #31 | fireman's helmet | 2 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1098 | googly eye | 10 |
| #1227 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #1296 | herringcello | 14 |
| #231 | hot egg | 1 |
| #498 | iGoogly | 39 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #1068 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #859 | killing feather | 46 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #976 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #580 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| #160 | molten brick | 86 |
| #2029 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1929 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1038 | nanofiber cloth | 2 |
| #647 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #716 | obsidian dagger | 25 |
| #1276 | old sweatpants | 21 |
| #70 | overclocked avian microprocessor | 1 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #894 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #68 | plastic ingot | 384 |
| #3640 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3662 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #138 | silver tongue charrrm | 73 |
| #241 | smoking grass | 393 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1107 | spectre scepter | 27 |
| #1800 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1049 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #571 | stainless steel suspenders | 7 |
| #731 | strange shiny disc | 3 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #2928 | stuffed Meat | 2 |
| #7775 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8977 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8953 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7697 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #7883 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8981 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7827 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #3118 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #2715 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #7845 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5739 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3141 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #2710 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #6349 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1138 | stuffing | 7 |
| #552 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 25 |
| #670 | sucker scaffold | 3 |
| #835 | sweet mochi ball | 4 |
| #377 | synthetic stuffing | 23 |
| #1964 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #392 | theoretical string | 38 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2774 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6244 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2205 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2186 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #6176 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2178 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4867 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #401 | toy hoverpad | 37 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1120 | unstable laser battery | 43 |
| #1487 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #675 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #733 | wind-up meatcar | 3 |