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| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #562 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 21 |
| #1080 | Bonerdagon necklace | 8 |
| #741 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
| #1042 | Boss Bat britches | 12 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #699 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #496 | FDKOL commendation | 244 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #415 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
| #979 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 26 |
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| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #461 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 23 |
| #459 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 23 |
| #424 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 28 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #55 | UV monocular | 3 |
| #843 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 2 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #572 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #1974 | badass belt | 27 |
| #1313 | ball | 3 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #328 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #1060 | battered Crimbo Crate | 5 |
| #171 | beer cartilage | 1 |
| #251 | booty chest charrrm | 31 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #664 | bottle of bubbles | 2 |
| #25 | broken El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #1271 | buckyball | 2 |
| #36 | bugbear detector | 3 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #141 | cannonball charrrm | 70 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #181 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 50 |
| #488 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #244 | cursed cannonball | 4 |
| #222 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 6 |
| #378 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #328 | cursed sea biscuit | 3 |
| #232 | cursed voodoo skull | 5 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #579 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #1218 | dusty Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #1297 | easter egg balloon | 19 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #67 | electrical thingamabob | 299 |
| #1337 | elven cellocello | 15 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #350 | fiery wing | 2 |
| #30 | fireman's helmet | 2 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1098 | googly eye | 10 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #1295 | herringcello | 14 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #498 | iGoogly | 39 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #860 | killing feather | 46 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #579 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| #160 | molten brick | 86 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1965 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1038 | nanofiber cloth | 2 |
| #648 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #718 | obsidian dagger | 25 |
| #1267 | old sweatpants | 21 |
| #70 | overclocked avian microprocessor | 1 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #893 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #68 | plastic ingot | 384 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #138 | silver tongue charrrm | 73 |
| #242 | smoking grass | 393 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
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| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
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| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #570 | stainless steel suspenders | 7 |
| #731 | strange shiny disc | 3 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6263 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #2909 | stuffed Meat | 2 |
| #7761 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7818 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #3093 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #2710 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #7829 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #6337 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1137 | stuffing | 7 |
| #551 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 25 |
| #665 | sucker scaffold | 3 |
| #831 | sweet mochi ball | 4 |
| #377 | synthetic stuffing | 23 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #393 | theoretical string | 38 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2855 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2201 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2178 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2173 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #403 | toy hoverpad | 37 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1120 | unstable laser battery | 43 |
| #1489 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #733 | wind-up meatcar | 3 |