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| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2737 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1518 | Imp Ale | 11 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #578 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 11 |
| #420 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 7 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1131 | Yummy Tummy bean | 137 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #357 | bätzle | 1 |
| #3772 | badass belt | 10 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #286 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #3696 | box of sunshine | 17 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #114 | bubbling tempura batter | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #353 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 7 |
| #334 | candy kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #190 | candy knuckles | 10 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #269 | fancy chocolate car | 13 |
| #124 | fizzy potion | 162 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #426 | furry pants | 1 |
| #550 | fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #1108 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
| #745 | green clay bead | 5 |
| #2192 | grue egg | 10 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #1978 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #1072 | orange candy heart | 2 |
| #1957 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #402 | personalized birthday cake | 4 |
| #1145 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #133 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #628 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #950 | skeleton bone | 11 |
| #459 | slap and tickle | 2 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #3790 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #230 | useless powder | 739 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #801 | wad of dough | 11 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #868 | yeti fur | 47 |