| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #2510 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #138 | cracker | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #572 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #446 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #478 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #1410 | filthy lucre | 10 |
| #282 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #572 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #871 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #3244 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #455 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #385 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #625 | iGoogly | 27 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1000 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #2638 | laser-broiled pear | 7 |
| #355 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 5 |
| #904 | lihc face | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1203 | metallic A | 1 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #1406 | mushroom fermenting solution | 4 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1038 | nanofiber cloth | 2 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1089 | oversized fish scaler | 5 |
| #447 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #149 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1545 | robotronic egg | 8 |
| #2366 | rogue swarmer | 12 |
| #388 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #1034 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #681 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #891 | scrumptious reagent | 6 |
| #410 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #791 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 3 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #870 | teddy borg | 8 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #862 | tiny shaker of salt | 2 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #2355 | toast | 43 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #873 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |