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| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #138 | cracker | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #447 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #479 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #1407 | filthy lucre | 10 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #3236 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #384 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #603 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #625 | iGoogly | 27 |
| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1002 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #2640 | laser-broiled pear | 7 |
| #354 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 5 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #1406 | mushroom fermenting solution | 4 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1038 | nanofiber cloth | 2 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1090 | oversized fish scaler | 5 |
| #445 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #133 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #148 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1544 | robotronic egg | 8 |
| #2367 | rogue swarmer | 12 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #892 | scrumptious reagent | 6 |
| #409 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #789 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 3 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #871 | teddy borg | 8 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #862 | tiny shaker of salt | 2 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #2356 | toast | 43 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #874 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |