| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #117 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 7 |
| #746 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #53 | BGE pocket calendar | 10 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #184 | BGE temporary tattoo | 5 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #212 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 16 |
| #134 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 4 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #69 | CRIMBCO mug | 246 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO wine | 148 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #732 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 6 |
| #148 | Crimbo pie | 22 |
| #167 | Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #519 | Go-Wassail | 31 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 12-gauge | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #1489 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #76 | Thorny Toad trading card | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #80 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 2 |
| #382 | Wolfman Nardz | 2 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #68 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 297 |
| #541 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #207 | antique pair of blue jeans | 4 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #852 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #85 | brine | 162 |
| #36 | bubbling tempura batter | 24 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #152 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 14 |
| #260 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #565 | club necklace | 12 |
| #210 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #697 | diamond necklace | 10 |
| #143 | dill | 221 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #650 | elven cellocello | 27 |
| #103 | elven magi-pack | 51 |
| #134 | elven medi-pack | 15 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #946 | elven suicide capsule | 20 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #87 | fancy canapés | 5 |
| #81 | flask of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #77 | flask of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #66 | flask of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #36 | fumble formula | 2 |
| #785 | ghost cucumber | 52 |
| #96 | giant glass of brandy | 5 |
| #30 | gingerbread house | 12 |
| #216 | gloomy mushroom wine | 3 |
| #820 | grue egg | 32 |
| #317 | grue egg omelette | 8 |
| #216 | guy made of bee pollen | 15 |
| #828 | heart necklace | 9 |
| #1079 | herringcello | 18 |
| #192 | jar of squeeze | 5 |
| #554 | jerky coins | 32 |
| #80 | jug of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #65 | jug of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #77 | jug of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #2364 | laser-broiled pear | 10 |
| #292 | live lobster | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #38 | mother's secret recipe | 4 |
| #516 | mushroom fermenting solution | 17 |
| #2042 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #137 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #110 | quantum taco | 344 |
| #109 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1289 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1308 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #111 | rusty compass | 1 |
| #965 | sandwich of the gods | 7 |
| #207 | soy cordial | 3 |
| #1041 | spade necklace | 7 |
| #645 | spectral pickle | 12 |
| #233 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #118 | string of Crimbo lights | 5 |
| #471 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 93 |
| #997 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 47 |
| #1112 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 44 |
| #563 | stuffed Meat | 84 |
| #1018 | stuffed angry cow | 48 |
| #960 | stuffed astral badger | 52 |
| #1108 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 46 |
| #1461 | stuffed cocoabo | 34 |
| #186 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 43 |
| #1150 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 44 |
| #1329 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 39 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1083 | stuffed hand turkey | 46 |
| #2384 | stuffed key | 3 |
| #169 | stuffed martini | 57 |
| #1147 | stuffed mind flayer | 45 |
| #678 | stuffed mink | 68 |
| #452 | stuffed monocle | 102 |
| #899 | stuffed scary death orb | 55 |
| #1921 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 9 |
| #941 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 52 |
| #969 | stuffed snowy owl | 49 |
| #917 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 54 |
| #687 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 12 |
| #878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 54 |
| #510 | stuffed teddy butler | 92 |
| #504 | stuffed tin of caviar | 91 |
| #2202 | stuffed treasure chest | 5 |
| #962 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 52 |
| #1103 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #96 | thermos of brew | 5 |
| #339 | tiny house | 602 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #1063 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #189 | vinegar | 190 |