| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #101 | BRAINS shorts | 13 |
| #214 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 12 |
| #100 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 4 |
| #377 | Blood Light | 8 |
| #266 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 7 |
| #297 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 12 |
| #19 | Brimstone Boxers | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #74 | Ecto-Cooler | 13 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #89 | Gummy Brains | 6 |
| #198 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 10 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #47 | Necbro wafers | 34 |
| #719 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 10 |
| #43 | Rattlin' Chains | 12 |
| #147 | Silver Bullet beer | 16 |
| #116 | The Cooler Out of Space | 25 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #134 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 10 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 6 |
| #243 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 9 |
| #590 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 8 |
| #1079 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #618 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #106 | ammonite fossil | 60 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #598 | baggie of powdered sugar | 20 |
| #1313 | ball | 3 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #312 | bananagate | 22 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #71 | belemnite fossil | 76 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #289 | bite-me-red lipstick | 61 |
| #2866 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #607 | blue glowstick | 2 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #206 | bottle of bubbles | 56 |
| #1271 | buckyball | 2 |
| #89 | burrowgrub hive | 2 |
| #443 | canteen of wine | 62 |
| #142 | cement sandals | 6 |
| #743 | cheap elven gloves | 5 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #147 | cursed scrunchie | 9 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #182 | drum of pomade | 8 |
| #364 | elven cellocello | 35 |
| #970 | elven socks | 3 |
| #609 | elven suicide capsule | 27 |
| #654 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 10 |
| #74 | extra-see-thru nightie | 8 |
| #93 | extremely skinny jeans | 10 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #970 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #727 | fudge lily | 2 |
| #77 | ghostly body paint | 52 |
| #99 | giant green gummi ingot | 4 |
| #62 | giant red gummi ingot | 10 |
| #88 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 4 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #439 | gray bow tie | 16 |
| #73 | green gummi ingot | 432 |
| #907 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #440 | herringcello | 31 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #312 | jerky coins | 68 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #175 | knuckle sandwich | 132 |
| #277 | kumquartz | 24 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #588 | licorice root | 2 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #540 | lollipop stick | 45 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #1661 | monomolecular yo-yo | 3 |
| #122 | mummy costume | 61 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #148 | necrotizing body spray | 62 |
| #121 | night-vision goggles | 10 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #323 | pair of bolt cutters | 8 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #414 | passable elf mask | 10 |
| #418 | patent leather shoes | 16 |
| #197 | pearidot | 36 |
| #353 | penguin focaccia bread | 34 |
| #456 | penguin thesaurus | 16 |
| #123 | petrified wood | 87 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #459 | poison pen | 4 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #121 | press-on ribs | 60 |
| #908 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #138 | pumpkinhead mask | 66 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #75 | red gummi ingot | 440 |
| #1104 | rigid carapace | 4 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1489 | rogue swarmer | 40 |
| #743 | sandwich of the gods | 10 |
| #1749 | sawblade fragment | 31 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #129 | spooky bark | 141 |
| #119 | spooky sap | 92 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #517 | strange shiny disc | 8 |
| #305 | strawberyl | 23 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1707 | stringy sinew | 2 |
| #80 | sucker scaffold | 124 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #1254 | theoretical string | 3 |
| #181 | throwing bone | 6 |
| #210 | throwing wrench | 13 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #277 | tourmalime | 25 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #103 | trilobite fossil | 56 |
| #1261 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #1655 | unstable laser battery | 33 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #958 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #1268 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #140 | wolfman mask | 59 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #111 | yellow gummi ingot | 300 |