| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #71 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1098 | Angry Farmer candy | 28 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #261 | Daffy Taffy | 121 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #528 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #714 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 72 |
| #844 | Rock Pops | 59 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #811 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 39 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #489 | Yummy Tummy bean | 407 |
| #1230 | abominable snowcone | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #653 | cool whip | 2 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #216 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #931 | delicious salad | 20 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #447 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #355 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #716 | eXtreme mittens | 2 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #668 | eXtreme scarf | 2 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #87 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #83 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #107 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #597 | frozen nunchaku | 2 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #391 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #458 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1643 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 2 |
| #1215 | ice-cold fotie | 2 |
| #534 | icy katana hilt | 2 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #919 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #118 | precious piercing post | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #212 | shimmering rainbow sand | 2 |
| #433 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #409 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #262 | shiny tribal beads | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #2974 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 15 |
| #4519 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #3023 | stuffed angry cow | 15 |
| #3755 | stuffed astral badger | 11 |
| #4323 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #435 | stuffed can of asparagus | 10 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #532 | stuffed dodecapede | 6 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4618 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4298 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #734 | stuffed gray blob | 35 |
| #2379 | stuffed hand turkey | 21 |
| #2882 | stuffed mind flayer | 16 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4042 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #3413 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #3378 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
| #4735 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #2555 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #2651 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #3746 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #129 | super ka-bob | 1 |
| #177 | sweet rims | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #804 | theoretical string | 11 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2169 | toast | 70 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2308 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |