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| #177 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 5 |
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| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
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| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #719 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 10 |
| #257 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 3 |
| #220 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 8 |
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| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #10 | agua de vida | 1,161 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #785 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1271 | buckyball | 2 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
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| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #654 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 10 |
| #4 | fishy fish casserole | 669 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #732 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #932 | handful of confetti | 45 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2264 | killing feather | 9 |
| #2490 | laser-broiled pear | 9 |
| #8 | long pork casserole | 121 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #334 | marionette collective | 2 |
| #1579 | monomolecular yo-yo | 4 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #410 | nanofiber cloth | 13 |
| #1090 | oversized fish scaler | 5 |
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| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #397 | robotronic egg | 64 |
| #2267 | rogue swarmer | 18 |
| #743 | sandwich of the gods | 10 |
| #1842 | sawblade fragment | 29 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
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| #940 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #556 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #565 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
| #616 | stainless steel solitaire | 5 |
| #663 | stainless steel suspenders | 6 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
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| #1336 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 37 |
| #1209 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 41 |
| #674 | stuffed Meat | 70 |
| #793 | stuffed angry cow | 59 |
| #852 | stuffed astral badger | 57 |
| #1330 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 39 |
| #819 | stuffed cocoabo | 56 |
| #642 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 10 |
| #1236 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 41 |
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| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #1178 | stuffed hand turkey | 43 |
| #732 | stuffed key | 76 |
| #529 | stuffed martini | 16 |
| #972 | stuffed mind flayer | 52 |
| #629 | stuffed mink | 74 |
| #668 | stuffed monocle | 71 |
| #997 | stuffed scary death orb | 50 |
| #825 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 26 |
| #1324 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 39 |
| #1044 | stuffed snowy owl | 46 |
| #797 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 61 |
| #288 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 27 |
| #839 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 56 |
| #670 | stuffed teddy butler | 72 |
| #738 | stuffed tin of caviar | 65 |
| #742 | stuffed treasure chest | 73 |
| #1484 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 35 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #1639 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #2021 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #2873 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #2507 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1256 | toy hoverpad | 4 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
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| #1489 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #564 | wad of cotton | 4 |