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| #179 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 5 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
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| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #724 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 10 |
| #258 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 3 |
| #220 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 8 |
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| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #10 | agua de vida | 1,161 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #786 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1272 | buckyball | 2 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #138 | correction fluid | 5 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #656 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 10 |
| #4 | fishy fish casserole | 669 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #733 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #940 | handful of confetti | 45 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2264 | killing feather | 9 |
| #2488 | laser-broiled pear | 9 |
| #8 | long pork casserole | 121 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #334 | marionette collective | 2 |
| #1580 | monomolecular yo-yo | 4 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #3074 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #410 | nanofiber cloth | 13 |
| #1089 | oversized fish scaler | 5 |
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| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #397 | robotronic egg | 64 |
| #2266 | rogue swarmer | 18 |
| #748 | sandwich of the gods | 10 |
| #1842 | sawblade fragment | 29 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #798 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #943 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #555 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #564 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
| #618 | stainless steel solitaire | 5 |
| #661 | stainless steel suspenders | 6 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
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| #1342 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 37 |
| #1214 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 41 |
| #678 | stuffed Meat | 70 |
| #796 | stuffed angry cow | 59 |
| #854 | stuffed astral badger | 57 |
| #1333 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 39 |
| #826 | stuffed cocoabo | 56 |
| #646 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 10 |
| #1239 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 41 |
| #940 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 52 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #1182 | stuffed hand turkey | 43 |
| #736 | stuffed key | 76 |
| #531 | stuffed martini | 16 |
| #976 | stuffed mind flayer | 52 |
| #633 | stuffed mink | 74 |
| #676 | stuffed monocle | 71 |
| #1000 | stuffed scary death orb | 50 |
| #826 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 26 |
| #1325 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 39 |
| #1051 | stuffed snowy owl | 46 |
| #801 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 61 |
| #290 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 27 |
| #844 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 56 |
| #673 | stuffed teddy butler | 72 |
| #739 | stuffed tin of caviar | 65 |
| #744 | stuffed treasure chest | 73 |
| #1490 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 35 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #1644 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #2027 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #2248 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #2880 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #4837 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #2510 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2175 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3307 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #4018 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1916 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1725 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1256 | toy hoverpad | 4 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1378 | unstable laser battery | 38 |
| #1487 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #565 | wad of cotton | 4 |