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| #255 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 4 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1446 | CRIMBCO scrip | 11 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #106 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #689 | Corpse Island iced tea | 7 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2316 | Crimbuck | 13 |
| #50 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #257 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 3 |
| #60 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #252 | The Art of Slapfighting | 4 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #296 | Uncle Romulus | 4 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #346 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 4 |
| #224 | antique bottle opener | 4 |
| #205 | antique painting of a landscape | 4 |
| #417 | antique record album | 6 |
| #299 | antique souvenir drawing | 3 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1381 | brine | 1 |
| #1701 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #1063 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1466 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #278 | colorful plastic ball | 100 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #790 | corpse on the beach | 6 |
| #1010 | corpsedriver | 4 |
| #891 | corpsetini | 5 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #1589 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1273 | elven moonshine | 3 |
| #484 | elven suicide capsule | 31 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #65 | floaty inverse geode | 3 |
| #543 | floaty sand | 18 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #467 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 8 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #66 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2217 | golden ring | 29 |
| #908 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #1742 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #1882 | herringcello | 1 |
| #1291 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #1278 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #2406 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #1783 | killing feather | 25 |
| #2362 | laser-broiled pear | 10 |
| #421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #140 | live lobster | 5 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #90 | milk of magnesium | 30 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #255 | nanite-infested candy cane | 65 |
| #845 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #364 | night-vision goggles | 5 |
| #2042 | oozenog | 2 |
| #1291 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #894 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #549 | penguin focaccia bread | 28 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #523 | plot hole | 120 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #733 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1085 | robotronic egg | 24 |
| #1655 | rogue swarmer | 36 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1716 | sawblade fragment | 32 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #417 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 39 |
| #177 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 4 |
| #437 | throwing wrench | 9 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1591 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #337 | twinkly wad | 500 |
| #833 | twitching claw | 6 |
| #1170 | unstable DNA | 29 |
| #1378 | unstable laser battery | 38 |
| #1062 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #2081 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |