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| #254 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 4 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1447 | CRIMBCO scrip | 11 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #77 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #688 | Corpse Island iced tea | 7 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2311 | Crimbuck | 13 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #256 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 3 |
| #62 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #252 | The Art of Slapfighting | 4 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #295 | Uncle Romulus | 4 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #342 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 4 |
| #223 | antique bottle opener | 4 |
| #206 | antique painting of a landscape | 4 |
| #419 | antique record album | 6 |
| #298 | antique souvenir drawing | 3 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #1699 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #278 | colorful plastic ball | 100 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #788 | corpse on the beach | 6 |
| #1006 | corpsedriver | 4 |
| #889 | corpsetini | 5 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #1591 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1274 | elven moonshine | 3 |
| #482 | elven suicide capsule | 31 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #66 | floaty inverse geode | 3 |
| #545 | floaty sand | 18 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #466 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 8 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #71 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2218 | golden ring | 29 |
| #907 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #1740 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #1281 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #1783 | killing feather | 25 |
| #2364 | laser-broiled pear | 10 |
| #421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #141 | live lobster | 5 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #89 | milk of magnesium | 30 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #254 | nanite-infested candy cane | 65 |
| #842 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #364 | night-vision goggles | 5 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #1291 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #893 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #549 | penguin focaccia bread | 28 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #523 | plot hole | 120 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #734 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1083 | robotronic egg | 24 |
| #1656 | rogue swarmer | 36 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1716 | sawblade fragment | 32 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #417 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 39 |
| #177 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 4 |
| #437 | throwing wrench | 9 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #335 | twinkly wad | 500 |
| #834 | twitching claw | 6 |
| #1172 | unstable DNA | 29 |
| #1379 | unstable laser battery | 38 |
| #1063 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #2083 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |