| #1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #189 | BGE pocket calendar | 4 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1761 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1699 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #363 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #1237 | Crimbo candied pecan | 2 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #60 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1425 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #408 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #92 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1889 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #131 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #743 | cheap elven gloves | 5 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #780 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 5 |
| #883 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 3 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #700 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 9 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #735 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 6 |
| #1096 | eggnog | 12 |
| #1149 | elven limbos gingerbread | 7 |
| #1478 | elven cellocello | 13 |
| #1393 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #855 | elven socks | 4 |
| #1661 | elven suicide capsule | 8 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #470 | meat stack | 50 |
| #1339 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #43 | mugcake | 1,000 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #647 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #850 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #121 | pair of ragged claws | 3 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #10 | parasitic claw | 14 |
| #40 | parasitic headgnawer | 3 |
| #76 | parasitic strangleworm | 2 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #1499 | penguin focaccia bread | 10 |
| #1044 | penguin thesaurus | 4 |
| #143 | piece of after eight | 3 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #64 | radioactive chew toy | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #975 | seal tooth | 2 |
| #1189 | seal-clubbing club | 6 |
| #927 | seal-skull helmet | 2 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #498 | spider web | 60 |
| #813 | spooky mushroom | 39 |
| #352 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #201 | stick of dynamite | 11 |
| #4206 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #6937 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #6271 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #4051 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #6849 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7023 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2146 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #5752 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #5816 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #2254 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 7 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6997 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5299 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3224 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 14 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #834 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 3 |
| #709 | tiny house | 144 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1493 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2165 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2121 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2700 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #383 | unstable DNA | 135 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |