| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #293 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 8 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1046 | Boss Bat britches | 12 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1869 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1288 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #139 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 174 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1462 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 15 |
| #987 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #872 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2994 | badass belt | 15 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #666 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #166 | blue pixel potion | 9 |
| #478 | bowl of cottage cheese | 31 |
| #372 | brick of sand | 2 |
| #864 | bubbly potion | 2 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #297 | chef's hat | 35 |
| #769 | cloudy potion | 4 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #239 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #878 | dark potion | 2 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1153 | disassembled clover | 9 |
| #893 | duct tape | 25 |
| #592 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 13 |
| #552 | dusty bottle of Port | 19 |
| #640 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 10 |
| #2969 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #574 | effervescent potion | 10 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1192 | filthy lucre | 16 |
| #706 | fizzy potion | 5 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #752 | ghuol guolash | 4 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #696 | glass of goat's milk | 4 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #703 | goat cheese | 4 |
| #280 | goat cheese pizza | 33 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #2200 | handful of confetti | 14 |
| #722 | handful of sand | 5 |
| #325 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #897 | herbs | 2 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #832 | long skinny balloon | 2 |
| #1371 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #145 | makeshift cape | 2 |
| #710 | milky potion | 5 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #715 | mummy wrapping | 4 |
| #650 | murky potion | 6 |
| #1137 | obsidian dagger | 14 |
| #451 | palm frond | 8 |
| #740 | piece of wedding cake | 4 |
| #500 | razor-sharp can lid | 18 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #883 | roll of toilet paper | 59 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #131 | shot of orange schnapps | 46 |
| #444 | skeleton key | 10 |
| #570 | smoky potion | 10 |
| #1742 | spectre scepter | 13 |
| #968 | spider web | 4 |
| #1385 | spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #1710 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #270 | strongness elixir | 23 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #7830 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #735 | swirly potion | 4 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |