| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #115 | C.H.U.M. chum | 15 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #5 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 19 |
| #83 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 8 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 19 |
| #51 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 20 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #366 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 11 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #191 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 16 |
| #75 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 13 |
| #162 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 14 |
| #113 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 25 |
| #341 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 27 |
| #24 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 8 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1230 | abominable snowcone | 2 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #670 | black snowcone | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #137 | blue paisley oyster egg | 20 |
| #392 | blue plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #426 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 10 |
| #752 | blue snowcone | 2 |
| #499 | borg sock monkey | 3 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #2614 | box of sunshine | 39 |
| #1271 | buckyball | 2 |
| #384 | canteen of wine | 71 |
| #448 | cheap elven gloves | 10 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #354 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 2 |
| #225 | cursed piece of thirteen | 4 |
| #328 | cursed sea biscuit | 3 |
| #349 | cursed voodoo skull | 2 |
| #594 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #538 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #399 | decaying goldfish liver | 9 |
| #1311 | dollhive | 2 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #511 | elven limbos gingerbread | 27 |
| #1274 | elven moonshine | 3 |
| #378 | elven socks | 12 |
| #627 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 11 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #310 | festive holiday hat | 14 |
| #418 | gator skin | 9 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #257 | golden ring | 82 |
| #191 | gray bow tie | 33 |
| #742 | green snowcone | 2 |
| #907 | gyroscope | 2 |
| 🥇 | hand of Mr. Cards | 1 |
| #137 | iGoogly | 179 |
| #474 | immense cyborg hand | 8 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #245 | killing feather | 83 |
| #476 | knuckle sandwich | 48 |
| #327 | laser-broiled pear | 24 |
| #334 | marionette collective | 2 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #468 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #238 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 13 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| 🥇 | mid-level medieval mead | 258 |
| #1007 | monomolecular yo-yo | 22 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #842 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #613 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 8 |
| #711 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #1038 | nanofiber cloth | 2 |
| #231 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #763 | orange snowcone | 2 |
| #131 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 2 |
| #614 | oversized fish scaler | 8 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #134 | patent leather shoes | 42 |
| #175 | penguin thesaurus | 37 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #414 | polyalloy shield | 8 |
| #782 | purple snowcone | 2 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #736 | red snowcone | 2 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #280 | rogue swarmer | 96 |
| #743 | sandwich of the gods | 10 |
| #252 | sawblade fragment | 86 |
| #124 | sewer wad | 25 |
| #169 | simple ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #7 | sinister altar fragment | 132 |
| #153 | stainless steel scarf | 16 |
| #290 | stainless steel shillelagh | 12 |
| #556 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #88 | stainless steel slacks | 18 |
| #1005 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #100 | stainless steel suspenders | 24 |
| #131 | synthetic stuffing | 112 |
| #425 | teddy borg | 23 |
| #118 | theoretical string | 210 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #135 | toy hoverpad | 178 |
| #264 | toy maglev monorail | 5 |
| #219 | unstable laser battery | 89 |
| #201 | vibrating cyborg knife | 17 |
| #369 | warbear beeping telegram | 2 |
| #220 | warbear metalworking primer | 5 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #417 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 14 |
| #1481 | yellow snowcone | 8 |