| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #417 | Crimbo Credit | 5 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #360 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #269 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #461 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #374 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #463 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #445 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals | 1 |
| #1109 | Meleegraâ„¢ pills | 1 |
| #134 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #128 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1106 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #571 | beer bong | 1 |
| #671 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #593 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #530 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #576 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #565 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #315 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #1552 | felt | 4 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #272 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #337 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #540 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #202 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #601 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #180 | hemp net | 1 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #505 | keg shield | 1 |
| #530 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #211 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #360 | peppermint tailings | 8 |
| #610 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #398 | perl necklace | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #545 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1405 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #449 | ruby on canes | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1389 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #789 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1474 | toy wheel | 3 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #510 | war tongs | 1 |
| #940 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #512 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #744 | wooden block | 3 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |