| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #415 | Crimbo Credit | 5 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #444 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #135 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #129 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #575 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #564 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #1553 | felt | 4 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #338 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #201 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #134 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #604 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #178 | hemp net | 1 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #547 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #212 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #358 | peppermint tailings | 8 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #397 | perl necklace | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #544 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #1144 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #449 | ruby on canes | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1475 | toy wheel | 3 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #508 | war tongs | 1 |
| #937 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #743 | wooden block | 3 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |