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| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
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| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
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| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1910 | handful of confetti | 18 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
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| #115 | red shirt | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
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| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
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| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
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| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
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| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
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| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
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| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
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| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
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| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
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| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
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| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
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| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
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| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
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| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
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