| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #396 | Boris's ring | 4 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #959 | Cloaca grenade | 10 |
| #1352 | Cloaca-Cola | 3 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #436 | Cold Hots candy | 11 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #3210 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #883 | Dyspepsi grenade | 10 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #875 | Ent cider | 3 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #432 | Jarlsberg's earring | 3 |
| #174 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 6 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1758 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #369 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 150 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #193 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #352 | Rock Pops | 144 |
| #309 | Senior Mints | 20 |
| #254 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 3 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #848 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #514 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 22 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #650 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #302 | abominable snowcone | 52 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1645 | bag of airline peanuts | 3 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #574 | broken cellular phone | 2 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #224 | candied kobold | 14 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1677 | candy cane | 17 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1641 | clown hammer | 2 |
| #802 | dead guy's watch | 4 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #234 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 4 |
| #407 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 2 |
| #318 | dwarf bread | 13 |
| #1710 | fake fake vomit | 3 |
| #1633 | fake hand | 2 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1292 | giant discarded plastic fork | 5 |
| #2477 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #583 | goat cheese pizza | 6 |
| #153 | green beer | 100 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #672 | helmet turtle | 46 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #404 | lihc eye pie | 4 |
| #1372 | mafia aria | 6 |
| #1738 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #145 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #1088 | pixellated candy heart | 7 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #226 | purple pixel pie | 3 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #482 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 6 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #389 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #408 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #387 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #251 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1277 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2814 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #1814 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2816 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6200 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #6128 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1917 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #1832 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #2751 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2700 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #219 | tortoise's blessing | 12 |
| #590 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1201 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |