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| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
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| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1113 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #1637 | 8-ball | 4 |
| #397 | 9-ball | 2 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #293 | Bulky Buddy Box | 10 |
| #701 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| 🥇 | Gnollish plunger | 40,414 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #112 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 29 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #27 | New Cloaca-Cola | 12 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1280 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 5 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #23 | babycakes | 28 |
| #821 | ball | 7 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #1378 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1462 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #258 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 21 |
| #1029 | blue paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #858 | blue plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #245 | blue striped oyster egg | 17 |
| #17 | borg sock monkey | 165 |
| #381 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 3 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #1581 | box of sunshine | 107 |
| #487 | buckyball | 10 |
| #407 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #504 | burst hellseal brain | 7 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1675 | candied yams | 4 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #324 | cement sandals | 3 |
| #1550 | chaos butterfly | 3 |
| #743 | cheap elven gloves | 5 |
| #233 | chocolate filthy lucre | 25 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #427 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #45 | croquet hedgehog | 2 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #488 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #384 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 2 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #322 | cursed cannonball | 2 |
| #384 | cursed sea biscuit | 2 |
| #431 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #893 | delicious salad | 24 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #251 | disembodied brain | 15 |
| #669 | dollhive | 10 |
| #1066 | dwarf bread | 2 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #932 | evil teddy bear | 11 |
| #189 | fairy gravy boat | 6 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1148 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 5 |
| #516 | figurine of a charred seal | 5 |
| #719 | figurine of a cold seal | 4 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #298 | gyroscope | 10 |
| #3050 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #320 | heart-shaped balloon | 27 |
| #2081 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1240 | killing feather | 37 |
| #470 | kite | 15 |
| #275 | laser-broiled pear | 31 |
| #373 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 9 |
| #257 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 14 |
| #474 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #138 | lavender striped oyster egg | 14 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #162 | marshmallow | 200 |
| #170 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 18 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #284 | monomolecular yo-yo | 256 |
| #562 | mummy costume | 10 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #280 | mylar scout drone | 17 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #152 | night-vision goggles | 9 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1491 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #760 | patent leather shoes | 7 |
| #1180 | penguin skin | 2 |
| #421 | personal massager | 33 |
| #53 | personalized birthday cake | 33 |
| #515 | personalized coffee mug | 91 |
| #1065 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #887 | possessed top | 6 |
| #528 | puce paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #464 | puce plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #1171 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1005 | pumpkinhead mask | 2 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1840 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #639 | red striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #889 | rogue swarmer | 56 |
| #27 | roll of toilet paper | 3,281 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2790 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #708 | sabre teeth | 3 |
| #1435 | sawblade fragment | 39 |
| #441 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #212 | shimmering rainbow sand | 2 |
| #532 | shredded hellseal hide | 5 |
| #612 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 2 |
| #13 | solid gold pegleg | 1,092 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #945 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #3120 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2760 | stuffed Meat | 3 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #488 | stuffed alien blob | 13 |
| #1002 | stuffed doppelshifter | 10 |
| #699 | stuffed gray blob | 38 |
| #2384 | stuffed key | 3 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #2297 | stuffed treasure chest | 4 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #616 | tassel | 1 |
| #608 | tattered scrap of paper | 3 |
| #380 | teddy bear | 18 |
| #698 | teddy borg | 11 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #437 | throwing wrench | 9 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #122 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 50 |
| #161 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 37 |
| #115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 32 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 44 |
| #105 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 55 |
| #80 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 41 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 35 |
| #533 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 30 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #272 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 34 |
| #237 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 36 |
| #355 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 9 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #97 | tiny plastic Felonia | 35 |
| #133 | tiny plastic G Imp | 44 |
| #145 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 41 |
| #143 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 41 |
| #121 | tiny plastic Hellion | 48 |
| #113 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 50 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 34 |
| #123 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 48 |
| #169 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 37 |
| #116 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 52 |
| #138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 44 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 48 |
| #164 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 37 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #98 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 60 |
| #118 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 50 |
| #98 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 37 |
| #144 | tiny plastic The Man | 24 |
| #140 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 44 |
| #344 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 9 |
| #113 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 55 |
| #696 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 7 |
| #124 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 54 |
| #489 | tiny plastic angry goat | 33 |
| #110 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 52 |
| #168 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 36 |
| #125 | tiny plastic astronomer | 49 |
| #621 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 27 |
| #589 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 28 |
| #151 | tiny plastic beanbat | 39 |
| #987 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #748 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 23 |
| #184 | tiny plastic blooper | 32 |
| #162 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 38 |
| #128 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 46 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 33 |
| #1385 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 13 |
| #130 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 28 |
| #117 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 50 |
| #154 | tiny plastic demoninja | 40 |
| #307 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 13 |
| #114 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 53 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 51 |
| #159 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 39 |
| #124 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 52 |
| #101 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 60 |
| #831 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 21 |
| #432 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 36 |
| #546 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 30 |
| #143 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 43 |
| #103 | tiny plastic goth giant | 59 |
| #431 | tiny plastic grue | 36 |
| #115 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 52 |
| #318 | tiny plastic hermit | 12 |
| #627 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 27 |
| #516 | tiny plastic killer bee | 31 |
| #147 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 41 |
| #450 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 34 |
| #758 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 23 |
| #142 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 39 |
| #834 | tiny plastic mosquito | 21 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #120 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 53 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #676 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 25 |
| #827 | tiny plastic sauceror | 6 |
| #135 | tiny plastic scary clown | 45 |
| #589 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 8 |
| #221 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 28 |
| #128 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 49 |
| #140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 43 |
| #576 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 28 |
| #119 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 51 |
| #731 | tiny plastic stab bat | 24 |
| #809 | tiny plastic star starfish | 21 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #217 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 38 |
| #101 | tiny plastic taco cat | 58 |
| #92 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 56 |
| #633 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 8 |
| #115 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 52 |
| #148 | tiny plastic warwelf | 40 |
| #122 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 48 |
| #116 | tiny plastic zmobie | 47 |
| #2571 | toast | 24 |
| #1237 | tofurkey gravy | 6 |
| #1235 | tofurkey leg | 6 |
| #219 | toothbrush | 6 |
| #1062 | top | 4 |
| #474 | torn hellseal sinew | 6 |
| #1446 | toy hoverpad | 2 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #2302 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #1655 | unstable laser battery | 33 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1238 | useless powder | 20 |
| #2323 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #328 | voodoo snuff | 4 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #660 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #510 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #879 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |