| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1456 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #1172 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 10 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #271 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| #1920 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1165 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #430 | Bulky Buddy Box | 7 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1070 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #3212 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #1568 | Crown of the Goblin King | 13 |
| #320 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 2 |
| #1132 | Drowsy Sword | 11 |
| #1026 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1288 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #1002 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #393 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 2 |
| #417 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 6 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #761 | Wand of Nagamar | 4 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #266 | Zim Merman's guitar | 3 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #1884 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #235 | antique greaves | 36 |
| #155 | antique hand mirror | 41 |
| #260 | antique helmet | 32 |
| #249 | antique shield | 36 |
| #320 | antique spear | 22 |
| #5461 | badass belt | 4 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #24 | burnt flower | 1,605 |
| #247 | chintzy accordion pin | 2 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #346 | chintzy turtle brooch | 2 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #843 | delicious salad | 28 |
| #927 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #989 | giant pinky ring | 12 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1341 | grue egg | 19 |
| #624 | guy made of bee pollen | 3 |
| #1992 | handful of confetti | 17 |
| #758 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #1863 | killing feather | 23 |
| #280 | longhaired hippy wig | 2 |
| #1319 | monomolecular yo-yo | 9 |
| #564 | mylar scout drone | 9 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #870 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #926 | nanofiber cloth | 3 |
| #1848 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #82 | oriole-feather headdress | 15 |
| #1290 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #149 | plastic passion fruit | 13 |
| #1109 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #324 | pretty flower | 516 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #1077 | really dense meat stack | 4 |
| #807 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1814 | rogue swarmer | 32 |
| #1033 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #1316 | solid gold bowling ball | 8 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2568 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #968 | string of blue beads | 12 |
| #972 | string of green beads | 12 |
| #971 | string of red beads | 12 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #161 | toast | 10,214 |
| #715 | towel | 11 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #181 | tropical orchid | 15 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1890 | unstable laser battery | 28 |
| #1180 | useless powder | 24 |
| #154 | vampire pearl | 3 |
| #908 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #1777 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #85 | water pipe bomb | 1,117 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #333 | wreath of laurels | 2 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| #439 | yellow glowstick | 3 |