| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #117 | Carpathian longsword | 3 |
| 🥇 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 3 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2174 | Crimbuck | 22 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #92 | Liam's mail | 6 |
| #116 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 3 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #20 | School of Hard Knocks Diploma | 3 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #122 | Spookyraven signet | 3 |
| #7 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 2 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 2 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #245 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 9 |
| #302 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 2 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #18 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 4 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 4 |
| #147 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #161 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 2 |
| #233 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 8 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #542 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 2 |
| #481 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 6 |
| #215 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 2 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #554 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 11 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #88 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #127 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #118 | burnt snowpants | 3 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #1186 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 6 |
| 🥇 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 33,448 |
| #36 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 3 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #527 | festive sausage | 4 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #197 | figurine of a stinking seal | 11 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #130 | fleshy lump | 1 |
| #100 | frigid derringer | 10 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #44 | government booze shipment | 2 |
| #33 | government candy shipment | 3 |
| #45 | government food shipment | 2 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #91 | haunted bindle | 8 |
| #557 | holiday cheese log | 3 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #1267 | old sweatpants | 21 |
| #285 | oldcake | 1 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #1090 | oversized fish scaler | 5 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #488 | pumpkinhead mask | 13 |
| #62 | quantum of familiar | 8 |
| #64 | radioactive chew toy | 1 |
| #162 | red plastic baby | 3 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #209 | roboduck-on-a-string | 7 |
| #1033 | rogue swarmer | 51 |
| #1031 | sawblade fragment | 48 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #776 | spectre scepter | 42 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #101 | standards and practices guide | 7 |
| #34 | status cymbal | 1 |
| #232 | stray chihuahua | 11 |
| #2973 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 15 |
| #1013 | stuffed gray blob | 18 |
| #3810 | stuffed hand turkey | 11 |
| #57 | tail o' nine cats | 2 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #203 | teddy borg | 54 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #366 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #343 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #125 | unusual disco ball | 13 |
| #2323 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |