| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1011 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #92 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #109 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #737 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #6538 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #576 | bit of clingfilm | 7 |
| #56 | blue plastic baby | 6 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #5011 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #45 | brown plastic baby | 18 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #510 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #105 | club necklace | 38 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #60 | diamond necklace | 59 |
| #292 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #8 | duct tape | 3,483 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #426 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #1812 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #7 | grouchy restless spirit | 64,146 |
| #4 | grumpy old man charrrm | 4,089 |
| #41 | half-rotten brain | 31 |
| #2801 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #128 | heart necklace | 36 |
| #182 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #5 | hobo monkey | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| 🥉 | inflatable duck | 20,698 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #341 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #325 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #319 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #2029 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #737 | personal massager | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #132 | pirate tract | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #23 | pompadour'd puppy | 1 |
| #576 | purple glowstick | 2 |
| #207 | radio button candy | 5 |
| #21 | radium-flavored potato chips | 2,317 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #39 | red plastic baby | 13 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #681 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #139 | spade necklace | 34 |
| #919 | star chart | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #255 | tattered paper crown | 3 |
| #181 | toast | 8,743 |
| #938 | towel | 7 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #88 | white whip | 1 |