| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #254 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 4 |
| #50 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 3 |
| #82 | BGE merchandise order form | 46 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #321 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,000 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #797 | Crimbuck | 1,000 |
| #670 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 9 |
| #701 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #340 | NPZR chemistry set | 10 |
| #89 | Newbiesport™ tent | 100 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 9 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #310 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 6 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #421 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #399 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #197 | antique record album | 14 |
| #382 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #363 | bag of bones | 3 |
| #858 | baggie of powdered sugar | 8 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #213 | bone aperitif | 2 |
| #195 | bone meal | 2 |
| #140 | bubble-wrap simulator | 6 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #468 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #127 | canteen of wine | 161 |
| #234 | cement sandals | 4 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #540 | cheap elven gloves | 8 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #278 | colorful plastic ball | 100 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #312 | corned-beef Reuben | 1 |
| #735 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #1310 | delicious salad | 8 |
| #189 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #144 | electrical thingamabob | 100 |
| #71 | elven limbos gingerbread | 114 |
| #898 | elven cellocello | 22 |
| #69 | elven moonshine | 118 |
| #508 | elven socks | 9 |
| #173 | elven squeeze | 25 |
| #583 | elven suicide capsule | 28 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #529 | festive holiday hat | 8 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #475 | fudge lily | 8 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #712 | fudgecule | 500 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #1801 | golden ring | 39 |
| #233 | gray bow tie | 28 |
| #638 | herringcello | 26 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #1582 | killing feather | 30 |
| #55 | knuckle sandwich | 385 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #2061 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #730 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #72 | licorice root | 100 |
| #120 | live wire | 6 |
| #148 | llama lama gong | 38 |
| #268 | lollipop stick | 250 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #579 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| #423 | molten brick | 2 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #562 | mummy costume | 10 |
| #1211 | nanite-infested candy cane | 8 |
| #593 | nanite-infested eggnog | 8 |
| #834 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #279 | night-vision goggles | 6 |
| #1759 | oversized fish scaler | 2 |
| #180 | pair of bolt cutters | 11 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1056 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #814 | penguin focaccia bread | 22 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #130 | plastic ingot | 100 |
| #911 | pocketwatch on a chain | 3 |
| #459 | poison pen | 4 |
| #128 | psycho sweater | 3 |
| #908 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #213 | pumpkinhead mask | 38 |
| #283 | quantum taco | 99 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1854 | robotronic egg | 2 |
| #2129 | rogue swarmer | 24 |
| #1989 | sawblade fragment | 25 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #615 | sleeping stocking | 3 |
| #159 | spooky bark | 108 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #343 | superheated fudge | 10 |
| #592 | synthetic stuffing | 10 |
| #746 | theoretical string | 13 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #927 | throwing wrench | 5 |
| #1446 | toy hoverpad | 2 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #1788 | unstable laser battery | 30 |
| #1489 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #483 | volcanic ash | 3 |
| #342 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #479 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #293 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #340 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #217 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #650 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #189 | wolfman mask | 43 |