Alcolmiztli of the Equator

RankItemQuantity
#774'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#14371-ball1
#11491337 7r0uZ0RZ1
#14262-ball1
#14563-ball1
#101530669 scroll1
#122433398 scroll1
#933334 scroll1
#14734-ball1
#4424-dimensional guitar1
#14355-ball1
#14256-ball1
#394668 scroll1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#14857-ball1
#22448-ball1
#785ASCII shirt1
#2232Ancient Saucehelm1
#4300Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#291Bash-Ōs cereal1
#520Better Than Cuddling Cake3
#509Black No. 26
#748Blackfly Chardonnay1
#924Boris's ring1
#1674Boss Bat bling1
#2775Boss Bat britches1
#571Chroner1
#1487Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#2465Colander of Em-er'il1
#1371Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#2459Crown of the Goblin King6
#347D roll1
#706Dolphin King's crown6
#636Dr. Hobo's scalpel5
#537Dramatic™ range1
#1822Drowsy Sword4
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#500Elfin shortbread1
#1165Ent cider1
#285Friendliness Beverage1
#462Genalen™ Bottle1
#187Gnollish autoplunger1
#580Gnollish plunger2
#549Gnollish toolbox3
#453Hippy Army MPE4
#1867Imp Ale1
#1017Jumbo Dr. Lucifer1
#565Knob Goblin elite helm6
#635Knob Goblin elite pants4
#443Knob Goblin elite polearm9
#873Knob Goblin firecracker6
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#579Knob Goblin melon baller1
#671Knob Goblin pants7
#791Knob Goblin scimitar4
#826Knob Goblin seltzer1
#482Knob Goblin superseltzer6
#569Knob Goblin tongs11
#746Knob Goblin visor2
#3901Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#50Mark I Steam-Hat1
#51Mark II Steam-Hat1
#44Mark III Steam-Hat1
#43Mark IV Steam-Hat1
#136Mark V Steam-Hat1
#696Maxwell's Silver Hammer1
#498Meleegra™ pills15
#1134Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler1
#617Mountain Stream soda12
#376New Zealand iced tea1
#845Orcish baseball cap1
#618Pick-O-Matic lockpicks1
#391Pine-Fresh air freshener7
#476Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket1
#157Psychotic Train wine1
#470Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit1
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#449Rock and Roll Legend2
#2542Scalp of Gorgolok1
#577The Big Book of Pirate Insults3
🥇Time Lord Badge of Honor1
#39Time Lord Participation Mug1
#694Tuesday's ruby1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#468Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix4
#852Wand of Nagamar3
#432White Citadel fries1
#617Zim Merman's guitar1
#1172Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#1230abominable snowcone2
#387accidental cider2
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#325all-purpose cleaner14
#129all-purpose flower1
#147amok pudding1
#1253amulet of extreme plot significance2
#219ancient cursed foot locker1
#638ancient frozen dinner1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#1082annoying pitchfork1
#353ant agonist6
#254ant pick1
#254ant pitchfork1
#285ant rake1
#260ant sickle1
#877anticheese2
#887antique greaves1
#731antique hand mirror1
#899antique helmet1
#497antique packet of ketchup1
#906antique shield1
#949antique spear1
#856arrrgyle socks1
#1105asbestos ore1
#387asbestos staff1
#478asbestos sword1
#1081asparagus knife1
#469asshat2
#968astral mushroom3
#1921awful poetry journal1
#1851baby killer bee1
#2451baconstone1
#5940badass belt3
#635bag of Cheat-Os6
#287bag of lard4
#305balloon helmet1
#368ballroom blintz6
#420bar skin23
#961barbed-wire fence1
#307bargain flash powder1
#2130barrrnacle1
#186barskin tent1
#758baseball2
#426bat guano20
#483beach glass bead4
#288beach glass necklace1
#967beer bomb1
#572beer bong1
#254beer goggles1
#673beer helmet1
#286begpwnia5
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#348big bad voodoo mask1
#417big red clown nose13
#802bilge wine1
#479bit-o-cactus3
#510black eyedrops1
#189black facepaint1
#489black forest cake3
#552black forest ham1
#694black greaves1
#929black pixel2
#634black pudding1
#801blackberry2
#3057blob-shaped Crimbo cookie3
#964bloody clown pants1
#1231blue pixel1
#668booty chest charrrm2
#105booty chest charrrm bracelet1
#598bottle of Monsieur Bubble3
#698bottle of alcohol1
#671bottle of antifreeze1
#2232bottle of goofballs9
#272bottle of sake2
#1138bowl of cottage cheese1
#450bowl of lucky charms1
#368box31
#746briefcase1
#232broken carburetor1
#625broken sword1
#590bronze breastplate1
#541bronzed locust1
#200brown felt tophat1
#678brown sugar cane1
#957bubbly potion1
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#374buoybottoms1
#228burrowgrub hive1
#538cactus fruit1
#1436can of Binarrrca3
#745cannonball charrrm1
#429canopic jar6
#684cardboard wakizashi1
#518casino pass4
#568centipede eggs2
#1706chaos butterfly1
#1063chef's hat1
#545chintzy disco ball pendant1
#508chintzy saucepan earring1
#576chintzy seal pendant1
#637chocolate-frosted king cake2
#824chopsticks1
#452chrome crossbow1
#985chrome ore1
#969cloudy potion1
#816clown skin1
#185clown wig1
#111clownskin buckler1
#495cocktail napkin3
#778cold ninja mask1
#651communications windchimes1
#741copper ha'penny charrrm1
#850cornuthaum1
#362costume sword1
#953crazy little Turkish delight1
#706crowbarrr1
#964dark potion1
#663dead guy's watch6
#157delicious salad291
#711demon skin4
#3289diamond necklace1
#682diamond-studded cane4
#482dire fudgesicle1
#830dirty hobo gloves5
#1475disassembled clover2
#1431disco ball4
#1419disco mask3
#720disease6
#787disintegrating quill pen1
#677displaced fish1
#237dope wheels3
#484drab sonata6
#931draggin' ball hat1
#242droll monocle1
#636drum machine2
#1370drywall axe4
#2320duct tape1
#87dusty animal skull1
#1043dusty bottle of Marsala1
#1064dusty bottle of Merlot1
#1032dusty bottle of Muscat1
#1031dusty bottle of Pinot Noir1
#1017dusty bottle of Zinfandel1
#291dusty eighth caudal vertebra1
#313dusty eighth thoracic vertebra1
#305dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra1
#316dusty fifth cervical vertebra1
#292dusty fifth thoracic vertebra1
#284dusty first lumbar vertebra1
#278dusty fourth caudal vertebra1
#303dusty fourth cervical vertebra1
#192dusty fourth thoracic vertebra2
#320dusty left clavicle1
#283dusty left eighth rib1
#307dusty left femur1
#184dusty left fibula2
#189dusty left fifth rib2
#323dusty left first rear claw1
#303dusty left first rib1
#312dusty left fourth rear claw1
#305dusty left humerus1
#294dusty left kneecap1
#201dusty left radius2
#309dusty left seventh rib1
#278dusty left sixth rib1
#175dusty left third front claw2
#305dusty left thumb1
#312dusty left tibia1
#284dusty ninth thoracic vertebra1
#196dusty right eighth rib2
#301dusty right femur1
#187dusty right first rear claw2
#178dusty right fourth front claw2
#202dusty right fourth rib2
#320dusty right humerus1
#306dusty right kneecap1
#288dusty right radius1
#289dusty right scapula1
#294dusty right second rib1
#296dusty right seventh rib1
#300dusty right tenth rib1
#293dusty right third front claw1
#293dusty right tibia1
#315dusty right twelfth rib1
#194dusty right ulna2
#198dusty sacral vertebrae2
#288dusty second cervical vertebra1
#305dusty second lumbar vertebra1
#296dusty second thoracic vertebra1
#299dusty seventh caudal vertebra1
#290dusty sixth caudal vertebra1
#197dusty sixth lumbar vertebra2
#188dusty sixth thoracic vertebra2
#287dusty tenth caudal vertebra1
#188dusty tenth thoracic vertebra2
#288dusty third lumbar vertebra1
#288dusty third thoracic vertebra1
#294dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#948effervescent potion1
#2365eggnog2
#1117empty Cloaca-Cola bottle1
#124enchantlers1
#477enormous hoop earring1
#112extra-flat panini1
#199extra-large palm-frond toupee1
#908eyepatch2
#952f3d0r41
#1944facsimile dictionary1
#532fairy gravy boat1
#1784fancy dress ball3
#2393felt1
#409filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")2
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#179[2426]fire flower6
#477fish-liver oil6
#751fizzy potion4
#768flaming feather2
#790flirtatious feather1
#326foolscap fool's cap9
#565frigid ninja stars34
#727frozen feather2
#827frozen mushroom1
#523frozen nunchaku3
#782funky dried mushroom1
#1096furry fur10
#688fuzzy busby1
#662gas balloon1
#387giant cactus quill1
#1279giant discarded bottlecap2
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#110giant grain of protein powder1
#205giant gym membership card1
#1255giant needle1
#2536giant pinky ring1
#821goat beard1
#573goatskin umbrella1
#518gob of wet hair15
#395gold lamé pants1
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#428grassy cutlass1
#501grave robbing shovel1
#1109green pixel1
#489green smoke bomb1
#596gremlin juice1
#973grouchy restless spirit1
#5341grue egg1
#391grungy bandana1
#678guitar pick2
#1934hamethyst2
#3459handful of confetti5
#483handful of moss3
#665handful of sand7
#506happiness2
#3383heart necklace1
#454heavy metal sonata1
#541heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#1241herb brownies1
#434hermit permit4
#236honey-dew1
#460hors d'oeuvre tray1
#685hot date1
#683irate sombrero1
#2794irradiated candy cane1
#376kiwi1
#248kiwi beak1
#1124lead necklace2
#897leather mask1
#283legitimate business on the beach1
#905lihc face1
#751line14
#709linoleum ore3
#521linoleum sword1
#457longhaired hippy wig1
#1371lucky rabbit's foot3
#425lupine sword1
#831magical ice cubes10
#677maiden wig1
#709mariachi G-string1
#1299mariachi pants1
#671mesh cap1
#939milky potion1
#791miner's helmet1
#467mojo filter1
#109mole molé1
#600mullet wig1
#499mummy wrapping16
#912murky potion1
#629ninja mop1
#3385obsidian dagger1
#979pail7
#935pants of the Slug Lord3
#363parasitic claw1
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#234parasitic strangleworm1
#191parasitic tentacles1
#807party hat1
#2033phish stick1
#388pie man was not meant to eat1
#974piece of wedding cake2
#324pitchfork7
#288pixel hat1
#972plot hole11
#328pointed stick2
#327poltergeist-in-the-jar-o2
#1184pool cue1
#2213porquoise1
#935probability potion6
#930procrastination potion7
#225punk rock jacket1
#796red pixel1
#212red plastic baby2
#577reinforced beaded headband1
#479rice bowl2
#666ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon1
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#861ring of half-assed regeneration2
#598rocky raccoon6
#551roll of toilet paper139
#2727rubber WWBD? bracelet2
#3666rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#3662rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#346rusty bonesaw1
#849rusty grave robbing shovel1
#683safarrri hat1
#1307saucepan6
#1031sawblade shield1
#1380seal-clubbing club3
#754seal-skull helmet5
#2571shiny ring2
#233silent pea shooter1
#318sinister altar fragment1
#292skeleton key22
#942smoky potion1
#2036solid gold bowling ball3
#72soylent staff1
#3322spade necklace1
#2385spectre scepter6
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#379spooky eyeliner6
#1478spooky hockey mask1
#768spooky lipstick4
#2141stainless steel skullcap1
#661star17
#606star hat1
#1503stolen accordion3
#238stolen sushi1
#324stone baseball cap1
#1112stone of eXtreme power3
#3309stuffed Cheshire bitten13
#3181stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech14
#3167stuffed alien blob1
#3035stuffed angry cow15
#2547stuffed astral badger19
#2717stuffed baby gravy fairy18
#1465stuffed can of asparagus1
#2714stuffed cocoabo17
#1580stuffed dodecapede1
#3099stuffed flaming gravy fairy15
#2953stuffed frozen gravy fairy16
#954stuffed ghuol whelp1
#2981stuffed gray blob1
#2936stuffed hand turkey16
#3041stuffed mind flayer15
#3118stuffed monocle1
#1713stuffed ninja snowman1
#2300stuffed scary death orb22
#1560stuffed shoulder parrot12
#2476stuffed sleazy gravy fairy20
#3459stuffed snowy owl12
#2797stuffed spooky gravy fairy17
#3042stuffed spooky mushroom1
#247stuffed stab bat1
#2553stuffed stinky gravy fairy19
#2534stuffed treasure chest2
#4018stuffed undead elbow macaroni10
#777stuffed zmobie1
#2120stuffing2
#565styrofoam ore1
#1120sunken chest2
#505tap shoes1
#603tarrrnish charrrm1
#970tattered paper crown1
#565tattered scrap of paper4
#3991tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3936tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3116tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3178tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3945tiny plastic Black Knight1
#2069tiny plastic Bonerdagon2
#3080tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#6232tiny plastic Cheshire bat2
#3125tiny plastic Felonia1
#3834tiny plastic G Imp1
#3957tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3878tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3913tiny plastic Hellion1
#2829tiny plastic Iiti Kitty2
#3960tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3874tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#2774tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist2
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#3864tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#2122tiny plastic Spam Witch3
#2747tiny plastic Spunky Princess2
#3065tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3068tiny plastic The Man1
#2155tiny plastic Trouser Snake3
#2760tiny plastic XXX pr0n2
#4025tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#6124tiny plastic angry goat2
#3978tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#8256tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8131tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4482tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8179tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3926tiny plastic blooper1
#2851tiny plastic brainsweeper2
#3911tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8224tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#1182tiny plastic conservationist hippy4
#2770tiny plastic demoninja2
#3879tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1017tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#3847tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#2830tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker2
#3924tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#2819tiny plastic fruit golem2
#8155tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8193tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8098tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3904tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#8064tiny plastic grue1
#4858tiny plastic howling balloon monkey3
#4799tiny plastic killer bee3
#3893tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#4881tiny plastic leprechaun3
#1037tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3998tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4348tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8102tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#3895tiny plastic scary clown1
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3852tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3954tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3839tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#1784tiny plastic spooky vampire4
#6132tiny plastic stab bat2
#6172tiny plastic star starfish2
#979tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#2148tiny plastic taco cat3
#3863tiny plastic topiary golem1
#3875tiny plastic warwelf1
#3854tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3850tiny plastic zmobie1
#703titanium assault umbrella5
#1843towel1
#2209toy jet pack1
#2262toy space helmet1
#324true grit6
#555turtle pheromones3
#1627turtle totem2
#172twitching time capsule1
#437unidentified jerky12
#1415unstable DNA19
#1002useless powder44
#1088valuable trinket42
#620viking helmet9
#570vinegar-soaked lemon slice3
#223white Xanadian1
#157white collar11
#222white lightning71
#550white picket fence4
#854white sword1
#615witch hat1
#476witty rapier2
#1245wolf mask1
#429wonderwall shield1
#596wool hat1
#554worn tophat1
#506worthless gewgaw6
#598worthless knick-knack6
#480worthless trinket5
#1157wrench bracelet1
#796wussiness potion4
#119yellow glowstick11
#1273yeti fur10
#606yohohoyo1

Wow, that's 2,156 items total!

what items are this player missing?