| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #92 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #67 | Carpathian longsword | 21 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #225 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 13 |
| #174 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 22 |
| #164 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 2 |
| #175 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 20 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #195 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 18 |
| #172 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 2 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 4 |
| #172 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 21 |
| #241 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 4 |
| #190 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 17 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #5 | Gummi-Memory | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #80 | Liam's mail | 9 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #57 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 29 |
| 🥇 | Platinum HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #56 | Spookyraven signet | 36 |
| #70 | Star Spawn | 2 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #359 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 11 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 4 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #357 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 3 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 5 |
| #787 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #302 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 2 |
| #661 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 7 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #785 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 6 |
| #241 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 2 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 6 |
| #591 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 4 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 12 |
| #248 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 45 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 5 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #78 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 9 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #380 | bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2704 | brick | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #176 | bubble-wrap simulator | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #62 | burnt snowpants | 24 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #312 | cookie cookie | 3 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #37 | discarded button | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #86 | extremely confusing manual | 2 |
| #64 | festive sausage | 38 |
| #112 | frigid derringer | 6 |
| #106 | haunted bindle | 5 |
| #237 | incense bath ball | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #162 | lawnmower blade | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #570 | motivational poster | 7 |
| #78 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 4 |
| #34 | note from Clancy | 2 |
| #180 | nugget of Crimbonium | 16 |
| #164 | pile of useless robot parts | 6 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #38 | secret from the future | 5 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #92 | standards and practices guide | 10 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #985 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 3 |
| #888 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 2 |
| #883 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 2 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 3 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #878 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 3 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #949 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 3 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1115 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #681 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 3 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #993 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 3 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #953 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 3 |
| #984 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 3 |
| #832 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 4 |
| #969 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 3 |
| #959 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 3 |
| #950 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 3 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #958 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 3 |
| #1108 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #661 | tiny plastic fire servant | 3 |
| #959 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 3 |
| #977 | tiny plastic moneybee | 3 |
| #968 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 3 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #570 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 4 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #679 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 3 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #265 | warbear battery | 10 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #36 | wild honey pie | 1 |