| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
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| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #586 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
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| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #234 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #738 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #979 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #253 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #673 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #724 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #680 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #250 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #153 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
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| #182 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #314 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
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| #825 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
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| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
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| #968 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
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| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
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| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
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| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #937 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
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| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #667 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
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| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
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| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #2959 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #618 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
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| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
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| #217 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #1237 | bar skin | 1 |
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| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #228 | bat haggis | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #143 | bat wing stir-fry | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #171 | beer cartilage | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #463 | big rock | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1045 | black pixel | 1 |
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| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
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| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
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| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
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| #1228 | blue pixel | 1 |
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| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
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| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
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| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
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| #855 | candy brain | 1 |
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| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
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| #1031 | cast | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #820 | catgut | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
| #687 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
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| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
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| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #290 | cocktail onion | 1 |
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| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #130 | concentrated cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #584 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #222 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
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| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #713 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #589 | deodorant | 1 |
| #764 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #292 | dusty left scapula | 1 |
| #309 | dusty right eighth rib | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right femur | 1 |
| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
| #302 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #297 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
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| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
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| #540 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #848 | evil golden arch | 2 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #468 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #189 | eyedrops of newt | 1 |
| #225 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #130 | eyedrops of the ocelot | 1 |
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| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #530 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
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| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #408 | fermenting powder | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #618 | flaregun | 9 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #429 | foie gras | 1 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #1091 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
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| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #985 | ghuol ears | 1 |
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| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #640 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
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| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #948 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #823 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #772 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #829 | grapes | 1 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #347 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #971 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #604 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #372 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
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| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #969 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #316 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #187 | homeopathic healing powder | 1 |
| #256 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #277 | ice stein | 1 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #542 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #559 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #374 | kiwi | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #1010 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #623 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #895 | lime | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1023 | line | 1 |
| #865 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #932 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #681 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #478 | margarita | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
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| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
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| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #911 | murky potion | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
| #231 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #216 | oil of stability | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #794 | olive | 1 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #985 | papaya | 1 |
| #171 | papotion of papower | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1144 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #322 | pie crust | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #1098 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #662 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #727 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #430 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #119 | potent potion of potency | 1 |
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| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #989 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1189 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #555 | ram horns | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #149 | rat appendix stir-fry | 1 |
| #509 | ratgut | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #960 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #794 | red pixel | 1 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #771 | reodorant | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #855 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #641 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #189 | salamander slurry | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #98 | sauce of the ages | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #387 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
| #411 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
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| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
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| #789 | skewer | 1 |
| #591 | small box | 1 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
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| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #518 | soda water | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #796 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #156 | spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #135 | spicy jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1575 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1066 | spring | 1 |
| #1059 | sprocket | 1 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #544 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #887 | strawberry | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #714 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #717 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #1297 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #808 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #730 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #307 | tangerine | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #896 | tires | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #443 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #239 | tonic water | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #680 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #610 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #619 | wad of tofu | 2 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #788 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #870 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #739 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #962 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #804 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #1023 | white pixel | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
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| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #1047 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
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