| #22 | 99.44% pure math | 4 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #81 | BUBBLE GUM | 1 |
| #15 | Bicycle | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #124 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #112 | Illuminati earpiece | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #30 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #130 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Mayam Calendar | 1 |
| #102 | Ogres and Oubliettes™ module | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #183 | Space Tours Tripple | 3 |
| #43 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #151 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 3 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #47 | The Lost Comb | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #181 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 6 |
| #58 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 8 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 5 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #274 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 2 |
| #632 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 4 |
| #983 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #232 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #74 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 3 |
| #274 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 12 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #785 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 6 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #449 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 3 |
| #75 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 3 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #42 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 7 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1021 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #123 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 9 |
| #750 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #159 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 4 |
| #668 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 12 |
| #918 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #41 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 4 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 6 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #79 | bag of random words | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #39 | blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #564 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #440 | corrupted data | 20 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #83 | essential cameraderie | 1 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #10 | fancy chess set | 1 |
| #271 | fat bottom quark | 2 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #62 | gazely stare | 4 |
| #2518 | golden ring | 7 |
| #106 | hand of cards | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #504 | happiness | 2 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #92 | little red .epub file | 1 |
| #28 | love | 3 |
| #25 | mafia wedding ring | 1 |
| #78 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 55 |
| #47 | metallic foil cat ears | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #110 | mouse skull | 2 |
| #106 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #18 | numberwang | 1 |
| #103 | old school Mafia knicke½æ | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #188 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #469 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #397 | perl necklace | 1 |
| #523 | personalized birthday cake | 3 |
| #613 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
| #544 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #225 | pixel cross | 1 |
| #226 | pixel holy water | 1 |
| #60 | pixel whip | 1 |
| #202 | pixellated moneybag | 2 |
| #464 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #268 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #35 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #199 | powdered wig | 1 |
| #531 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #146 | programmable turtle | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #123 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
| #72 | question juice | 2 |
| #37 | quirky accordion | 1 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #58 | raw potato | 2 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #240 | red ale | 4 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #114 | red tulip | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #6 | replica Ten Dollars | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #857 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #173 | rocky raccoon | 139 |
| #225 | rose | 2 |
| #360 | ruby on canes | 2 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #190 | salty dog | 168 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #67 | sandpaper | 1 |
| #792 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #80 | scotch on the rocks | 6 |
| #24 | silent beret | 2 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #181 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 10 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #89 | slide rule | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #60 | software glitch | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #31 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| 🥇 | spinning wheel | 1 |
| #140 | spirit mattress | 2 |
| #139 | spirit pillow | 2 |
| #136 | spirit sheet | 2 |
| #18 | spruce juice | 1 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #122 | steamed oyster | 2 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #409 | strange shiny disc | 10 |
| #817 | strawberyl | 2 |
| #2294 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #2220 | stuffed Meat | 9 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #2290 | stuffed key | 4 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #2497 | stuffed mink | 5 |
| #2907 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #2385 | stuffed teddy butler | 7 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2399 | stuffed treasure chest | 3 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #74 | super-absorbent tarp | 2 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #504 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #202 | tasket | 2 |
| #616 | tassel | 1 |
| #280 | that gum you like | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #1323 | theoretical string | 2 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #335 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2330 | toast | 47 |
| #814 | tourmalime | 2 |
| #93 | toy accordion | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
| #254 | unstable quark | 2 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #4 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 2 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | wardrobe-o-matic | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |