Museum :: Phendorm

Phendorm

Rank	Item	Quantity
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#1457	Amulet of Yendor	1
#1321	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#450	BRICKO eye brick	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#4296	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#2314	CRIMBCO scrip	1
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#2426	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#996	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#492	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#216	MSG	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#374	NG	1
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#2955	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#361	agua de vida	1
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#887	antique greaves	1
#897	antique helmet	1
#906	antique shield	1
#948	antique spear	1
#855	arrrgyle socks	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#1106	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#177	asbestos sword hilt	1
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#643	asshat	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#358	bätzle	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#7427	badass belt	1
#951	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#1883	bag of airline peanuts	1
#502	bag of bones	1
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1147	banana	1
#338	banana cream pie	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#2128	barrrnacle	1
#900	baseball	1
#940	bat guano	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#784	batblade	1
#1172	batgut	1
#1662	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#227	battered hubcap	1
#682	beach glass bead	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#572	beer bong	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#725	beer lens	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#242	bellhop bell	1
#395	big bass drum	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#475	big rock	1
#802	bilge wine	1
#702	bindlestocking	1
#377	bird rib	1
#1496	bit of clingfilm	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#75	black BRICKO brick	1
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#610	black pension check	1
#577	black pepper	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#1046	black pixel	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#634	black pudding	1
#667	black shield	1
#851	black snake skin	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#892	blackberry	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#826	blue class ring	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1231	blue pixel	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#877	blue snowcone	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#943	bone chips	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#752	booty chest charrrm	1
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#1137	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#1053	box	1
#7455	box of sunshine	1
#1334	boxed wine	1
#247	brains casserole	1
#2707	brick	1
#746	briefcase	1
#1268	broken skull	1
#624	broken sword	1
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#677	brown sugar cane	1
#957	bubbly potion	1
#335	bucket of honey	1
#1102	bugbear beanie	1
#1109	bugbear bungguard	1
#70	bugged balaclava	1
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#374	buoybottoms	1
#538	cactus fruit	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#2151	can of CRIMBCOLA	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#554	can of Swiller	1
#956	can of spinach	1
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#2875	candied yams	1
#4784	candy cane	1
#3830	candy stake	1
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#587	canopic jar	1
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#635	carbonated water lily	1
#684	cardboard wakizashi	1
#173	carob brownies	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#873	casino pass	1
#1030	cast	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#818	catgut	1
#216	catgut taco	1
#169	catsup	1
#690	centipede eggs	1
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#144	charrrm bracelet	1
#1063	chef's hat	1
#664	cherry	1
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#508	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#576	chloroform rag	1
#218	chocolate saucepan	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#824	chopsticks	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#446	chunk of rock salt	1
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#159	clockwork sphere	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#969	cloudy potion	1
#1795	clown hammer	1
#816	clown skin	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#612	cocktail napkin	1
#1224	cocoa egg	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1284	coconut shell	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#1139	cog	1
#73	cold and sour sauce	1
#248	cold hi mein	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#297	cold powder	1
#374	cold wad	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#169	cool mushroom casserole	1
#864	cool whip	1
#740	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#81	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
#224	cordial of concentration	1
#522	corn holder	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#362	costume sword	1
#246	cottage	1
#1243	cranberries	1
#168	cranberry cordial	1
#951	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#433	cream pie	1
#570	cream stout	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#459	cup of primitive beer	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#1025	daisy	1
#585	dance card	1
#964	dark potion	1
#1292	dead guy's watch	1
#582	decaying goldfish liver	1
#810	decorative fountain	1
#1477	defective skull	1
#923	demon skin	1
#1263	dense meat stack	1
#437	dented harmonica	1
#591	deodorant	1
#618	depantsing bomb	1
#766	desiccated apricot	1
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#379	digital key lime pie	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1628	disassembled clover	1
#1650	disco ball	2
#1718	disco mask	1
#1025	disease	1
#819	disembodied brain	1
#787	disintegrating quill pen	1
#677	displaced fish	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1853	disturbing fanfic	1
#478	divine cracker	1
#548	divine noisemaker	1
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#356	dope wheels	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#297	dragon snaps	1
#763	drum machine	1
#1140	dry noodles	1
#214	dry vodka martini	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#272	dusty animal cranium	1
#1041	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1015	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#291	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
#313	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	1
#305	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
#295	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
#323	dusty first thoracic vertebra	1
#278	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
#303	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	1
#307	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	1
#299	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
#283	dusty left eighth rib	1
#303	dusty left eleventh rib	1
#286	dusty left fibula	1
#291	dusty left first front claw	1
#323	dusty left first rear claw	1
#312	dusty left fourth rear claw	1
#310	dusty left ninth rib	1
#297	dusty left radius	1
#294	dusty left scapula	1
#302	dusty left second front claw	1
#300	dusty left second rear claw	1
#296	dusty left second rib	1
#286	dusty left third front claw	1
#306	dusty left third rib	1
#312	dusty left tibia	1
#296	dusty left ulna	1
#310	dusty right eighth rib	1
#289	dusty right eleventh rib	1
#301	dusty right femur	1
#309	dusty right fibula	1
#288	dusty right first rib	1
#294	dusty right fourth rear claw	1
#288	dusty right fourth rib	1
#320	dusty right humerus	1
#306	dusty right kneecap	1
#288	dusty right radius	1
#313	dusty right second rear claw	1
#294	dusty right second rib	1
#300	dusty right tenth rib	1
#293	dusty right third front claw	1
#294	dusty right third rib	1
#315	dusty right twelfth rib	1
#310	dusty sacral vertebrae	1
#288	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
#309	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	1
#283	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	1
#294	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	1
#287	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	1
#292	dusty third cervical vertebra	1
#288	dusty third thoracic vertebra	1
#294	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#856	eXtreme scarf	1
#947	effervescent potion	1
#666	empty meat tank	1
#207	enchanted bean burrito	1
#1180	encoder ring	1
#1016	eye of newt	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#1985	fake fake vomit	1
#850	fancy bath salts	1
#1375	fat stacks of cash	1
#412	fermenting powder	1
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#972	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#880	fine wine	1
#955	flaming crutch	1
#941	flaming talons	1
#619	flange	1
#905	flaregun	1
#861	flute of flat champagne	1
#1093	frigid ninja stars	1
#826	frilly skirt	1
#731	frozen nunchaku	1
#1456	furry fur	1
#604	fuzzbump	1
#642	ga-ga radio	1
#982	ghuol ears	1
#1350	ghuol egg	1
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#996	ghuol guolash	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1255	giant needle	1
#2536	giant pinky ring	1
#275	gimlet	1
#896	glass of goat's milk	1
#1109	glowing red eye	1
#736	gnauga hide	1
#296	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	1
#769	gnoll lips	1
#788	gnoll teeth	1
#846	goat cheese	1
#949	goat cheese pizza	1
#825	gob of wet hair	1
#784	gr8ps	1
#773	grapefruit	1
#828	grapes	1
#501	grave robbing shovel	1
#1909	green beer	1
#1109	green pixel	1
#594	green-frosted astral cupcake	1
#549	grog	1
#973	grouchy restless spirit	1
#5338	grue egg	1
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#2400	hamethyst	1
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#1282	handful of hand chalk	1
#1194	heavy D	1
#1877	helmet turtle	1
#1241	herb brownies	1
#995	herbs	1
#605	hermit permit	1
#967	hill of beans	1
#74	hot and sour sauce	1
#998	hot katana blade	1
#460	hot wad	1
#1287	hot wing	1
#1763	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#1602	ice-cold Willer	1
#1356	ice-cold fotie	1
#615	icy katana hilt	1
#739	infernal insoles	1
#669	inkwell	1
#606	insanely spicy bean burrito	1
#1775	ion grid	1
#1080	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
#683	irate sombrero	1
#1295	jar of swamp gas	1
#1828	jazz soap	1
#1882	joybuzzer	1
#280	large cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1166	lavender candy heart	1
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#1295	lead necklace	1
#456	leaflet	1
#692	leather chaps	1
#897	leather mask	1
#616	leftovers of indeterminate origin	1
#121	lemon	801
#362	lemon meringue pie	1
#1007	lihc eye	1
#624	lihc eye pie	1
#905	lihc face	1
#897	lime	1
#870	linoleum ore	1
#437	linoleum staff	1
#1297	little paper umbrella	1
#930	long skinny balloon	1
#1453	loose teeth	1
#377	los chinos	1
#912	lowercase N	1
#1976	lucky rabbit's foot	1
#386	magic lamp	1
#1220	magical ice cubes	1
#642	magical mystery juice	1
#387	magnifying glass	1
#677	maiden wig	1
#750	many-eyed glasses	1
#836	maple syrup	1
#480	margarita	1
#1299	mariachi pants	1
#666	martini	1
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#2254	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2384	mauve striped oyster egg	1
#983	meat paste	1
#1087	meat vortex	1
#1204	metallic A	1
#334	milk of magnesium	1
#938	milky potion	1
#791	miner's helmet	1
#785	miner's pants	1
#364	moonglasses	1
#858	ninja hot pants	1
#628	ninja mop	1
#529	ocean motion	1
#1734	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1583	off-white striped oyster egg	1
#329	ointment of the occult	1
#796	olive	1
#100	orange	806
#1228	orange candy heart	1
#861	orange snowcone	1
#1171	original G	1
#153	outrageous sombrero	1
#1890	oyster basket	1
#1559	pack of KWE trading card	1
#1761	pail	1
#186	painful penne pasta	1
#1584	pants of the Slug Lord	1
#528	papaya sling	1
#1392	pasta spoon	2
#914	patchouli incense stick	1
#248	peace-sign necklace	1
#1276	penguin skin	1
#1651	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	1
#1882	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	1
#302	phat turquoise bracelet	1
#1171	phonics down	1
#1146	photoprotoneutron torpedo	1
#537	piercing post	1
#705	pile of dusty animal bones	1
#661	pile of jumping beans	1
#332	pine tar	1
#1153	pink candy heart	1
#594	pink pony	1
#726	pirate pelvis	1
#428	plain pizza	1
#1281	plot hole	1
#1184	pool cue	1
#2213	porquoise	1
#988	pr0n legs	1
#243	pr0n m4nic0tti	1
#730	prosthetic forehead	1
#337	prussian cathouse	1
#2034	puce paisley oyster egg	1
#2103	puce plastic oyster egg	1
#2253	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1
#890	purple snowcone	1
#646	purple-frosted astral cupcake	1
#557	ram horns	1
#557	ram stick	1
#822	rat appendix	1
#327	ratini	1
#223	ravioli della hippy	1
#1506	ravioli hat	1
#961	razor-sharp can lid	1
#2227	red paisley oyster egg	1
#796	red pixel	1
#2537	red plastic oyster egg	1
#2205	red polka-dot oyster egg	1
#845	red snowcone	1
#1646	red striped oyster egg	1
#611	rice bowl	1
#1123	ridiculously huge sword	1
#666	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	1
#494	roll in the hay	1
#2275	roll of toilet paper	1
#3663	rubber WWJD? bracelet	1
#3648	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	1
#1003	ruby W	1
#849	rusty grave robbing shovel	1
#319	rusty metal ring	1
#324	rusty metal shaft	1
#884	sabre teeth	1
#190	salamander slurry	1
#981	salamander spleen	1
#855	salty dog	1
#623	salty slug	1
#97	sauce of the ages	1
#1709	saucepan	1
#408	sausage pizza	1
#103	scissor duck	1
#377	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	1
#422	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	1
#447	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	1
#404	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	1
#410	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	1
#397	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	1
#589	screwdriver	1
#559	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	1
#1295	scroll of drastic healing	1
#1479	scroll of pasta summoning	1
#191	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	1
#1113	scrumptious reagent	1
#1103	seal tooth	1
#1671	seal-clubbing club	1
#388	secret blend of herbs and spices	1
#399	serpentine sword	1
#412	serum of sarcasm	1
#771	shingle	1
#2957	shiny ring	1
#412	shock collar	1
#723	silver tongue charrrm	1
#686	six pack of Mountain Stream	1
#1414	skeleton bone	1
#788	skewer	1
#546	slap and tickle	1
#356	sleaze wad	1
#78	sleazy and sour sauce	1
#1014	smart skull	1
#942	smoky potion	1
#971	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	1
#475	snorkel	1
#1334	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	1
#798	sonar-in-a-biscuit	1
#3320	spade necklace	1
#1063	spices	1
#224	spicy noodles	1
#1159	spider web	1
#1573	spooky mushroom	1
#207	spooky scarecrow	1
#1154	spooky shrunken head	1
#399	spooky wad	1
#1064	spring	1
#1057	sprocket	1
#1131	squashed frog	1
#545	stale baguette	1
#853	stalk of asparagus	1
#105	stapler bear	1
#1001	star	1
#145	star stiletto	1
#446	stench wad	1
#1825	stolen accordion	1
#1394	stone of eXtreme power	1
#888	strawberry	1
#697	strawberry daiquiri	1
#320	strawberry pie	1
#465	strawberry wine	1
#8937	stuffed Cheshire bitten	1
#8942	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	1
#8861	stuffed angry cow	1
#8973	stuffed astral badger	1
#8948	stuffed baby gravy fairy	1
#354	stuffed can of asparagus	13
#8831	stuffed cocoabo	1
#1579	stuffed dodecapede	1
#8923	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	1
#8970	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	1
#8977	stuffed hand turkey	1
#8911	stuffed mind flayer	1
#8940	stuffed scary death orb	1
#4802	stuffed shoulder parrot	1
#8961	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	1
#8803	stuffed snowy owl	1
#8882	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	1
#3043	stuffed spooky mushroom	1
#8878	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	1
#8891	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	1
#553	stuffed yo-yo	1
#565	styrofoam ore	1
#122	sugar chapeau	1
#101	sugar shank	1
#282	sugar shard	1
#340	sugar sheet	1
#183	sugar shield	1
#79	sugar shillelagh	1
#118	sugar shirt	1
#104	sugar shotgun	1
#1224	sunken chest	1
#1296	super-spiky hair gel	1
#964	swashbuckling pants	1
#928	swirly potion	1
#831	taco shell	1
#1210	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	1
#438	tequila sunrise	1
#1620	thin black candle	1
#174	tin star	1
#325	tiny Mountie hat	1
#411	tiny balloon knife	1
#1700	tiny house	1
#382	tiny knife and fork	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#3177	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#3921	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	4
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#8224	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#891	tires	1
#1051	titanium assault umbrella	1
#3157	toast	1
#1136	tomato	1
#641	tomato daiquiri	1
#2527	toothsome rock	1
#1841	towel	1
#1791	turtle totem	1
#198	turtle wax	1
#49	turtle wax greaves	1
#57	turtle wax helmet	1
#88	turtle wax shield	1
#539	twinkly nuggets	1
#1077	twinkly wad	1
#679	uncooked chorizo	1
#148	unlocked meat locker	1
#609	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	1
#1043	viking helmet	1
#639	vodka and cranberry	1
#896	vorpal blade	1
#1099	wad of dough	1
#586	wang	1
#649	whiskey and cola	1
#411	whiskey and soda	1
#630	whiskey sour	1
#792	white Canadian	1
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#740	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#802	white picket fence	1
#1027	white pixel	1
#810	white satin pants	1
#1059	white snake skin	1
#1933	whoopie cushion	1
#365	wooden axe	1
#896	worthless gewgaw	1
#1042	worthless knick-knack	1
#784	worthless trinket	1
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#1046	wussiness potion	1
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#176	yak anorak	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#1377	yellow candy heart	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#2114	yellow snowcone	1
#1736	yeti fur	1

Wow, that's 2,423 items total!

what items are this player missing?