Museum :: I has a club

I has a club

Rank	Item	Quantity
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#412	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#1566	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	2
#2316	CRIMBCO scrip	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
🥈	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	5,161
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#41	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	1
#61	Dust bunny	94
#4	Dyspepsi grenade	9,256
#4	Dyspepsi-Cola	54,553
🥇	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	6,199
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#73	Frat Army FGF	113
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#95	Gnollish toolbox	75
#1145	Heimandatz's heart	1
#48	Hippy Army MPE	322
#1286	Jocko Homo's head	1
#94	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	1
#32	Kudzu salad	1
#173	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	217
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#455	Lars the Cyberian	1
#1199	M-242	1
#5	Mansquito Serum	3
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#55	Mer-kin finpaddle	1
#6	Miss Graves' vermouth	3
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#29	Mr. Burnsger	2
#100	Mysterious Black Box	15
#103	Mysterious Blue Box	15
#112	Mysterious Green Box	11
#113	Mysterious Red Box	9
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#191	Penultimate Fantasy chest	154
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#776	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#892	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#887	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#105	Racisto Ruidoso	4
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#151	Roman sadnals	1
#1076	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#492	Skully's hot chocolate	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
🥈	Sword of Procedural Generation	1
#197	TI-9000 calculator	1
#5	The Author's ink	2
#17	The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1
#23	The Mad Liquor	1
#1037	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#13	The Plumber's mushroom stew	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#170	Thwaitgold bee statuette	9
#1379	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
#158	Warm Subject gift certificate	1,213
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#1120	Yakisoba's hat	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#108	amok putter	1
#251	ancient stone fist	1
#117	ancient vinyl coin purse	91
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
🥇	apathetic lizardman doll	1,300
#131	bad-ass club	1
#502	bag of bones	1
#109	balanced antler	1
#23	battered Crimbo Crate	957
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#585	bite-me-red lipstick	1
#150	black pension check	68
#105	black picnic basket	28
#63	blammer	1
#56	blood sausage	2
#56	blunt icepick	1
#52	bone crusher	1
#66	boxing glove on a spring	1
#115	briefcase	126
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#593	can of maces	1
#1853	candy knuckles	1
#115	canopic jar	115
#1749	canteen of wine	1
🥈	cap gun	1,000
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#128	cheer extractor	1
#12	chocolate cow bone	1
#212	chocolate stolen accordion	1
#1441	chunk of depleted Grimacite	4
#55	clock-cleaning hammer	1
#1796	clown hammer	1
#26	club of corruption	1
#118	club of the five seasons	1
#139	contract enforcement stick	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#37	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	1
#17	corrupt club of corruption	1
#19	creepy-ass club	1
#161	crowbar	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#60	deadfall branch	1
#17	debonair deboner	1
#27	decaying wooden oar	1
#46	depleted Grimacite hammer	1
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
🥇	detour shield	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#272	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	1
#280	disturbing fanfic	600
#542	dusty Crimbo crate	20
#128	elegant nightstick	1
#8	elevenderizing hammer	1
#1811	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#44	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
#1116	enchanted leopard-print barbell	4
#26	epic cluster	1
#26	evil-ass club	1
#38	exclusive club	1
#377	fancy canapés	1
#217	fat wallet	1
#129	fitness wristband	1
#955	flaming crutch	1
#39	flamingo mallet	1
#61	fluorescent lightbulb	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
🥈	fossilized necklace	1
#45	frigid-ass club	1
#265	frozen banquet	9
#98	frozen seal spine	1
#24	ghast iron cleaver	1
#563	giant foam finger	1
#118	giant spider leg	1
#189	giant turkey leg	1
#58	gnawed-up dog bone	1
#193	grass hat	1
#47	hammerus	1
#160	heavy leather-bound tome	1
#373	hideous egg	7
#201	hot stuffing	1
#24	hot-ass club	1
#45	hothammer	1
#56	hunk of granite	56
#578	ice-cold six-pack	10
#2350	immense cyborg hand	1
#74	infernal toilet brush	1
#13	inflatable baseball bat	1
#454	intriguing puzzle box	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1295	jar of swamp gas	1
#41	jingle bell	1
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#13	large box	3,246
#149	law-abiding citizen cane	1
#267	lawn dart	1
#62	mannequin leg	1
#142	meat st‰¿bing club	1
#71	mime army challenge coin	1
#149	mime army rations	2
#60	mime army wine	6
#1340	motivational poster	1
#992	mummy costume	1
#20	nasty-ass club	1
#24	non-stick pugil stick	1
#418	obnoxious riddle	1
#165	old coin purse	91
#144	old leather wallet	88
#103	old school Mafia knicke½æ	1
#153	outrageous sombrero	1
#618	oversized pipe	1
#1325	pair of bolt cutters	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#1682	passable elf mask	1
#610	perforated battle paddle	1
#16	pernicious cudgel	1
#329	pile of candy	25
#136	pile of dusty animal bones	84
#102	pipe wrench	1
#43	pottery club	1
#134	protection stick	1
#1101	pumpkinhead mask	1
#587	radio button candy	1
#1730	really dense meat stack	1
#91	red-hot poker	1
#28	reindeer hammer	1
#112	remaindered axe	1
#2677	rogue swarmer	1
#127	rusted-out shootin' iron	1
#230	rusty piece of rebar	1
#571	scroll of pasta summoning	18
#1670	seal-clubbing club	1
#149	severed flipper	1
#63	shovelful of dirt	52
#242	six pack of Mountain Stream	35
#54	skate board	1
#1414	skeleton bone	1
#42	slime-covered club	1
🥉	slippery when wet shield	1
#1272	slow jam collection	1
#12	small box	1,248
#1119	snake	1
#2845	solid gold bowling ball	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#1134	sparkler	1
#822	spiked femur	1
#2245	stainless steel shillelagh	1
#130	steel drivin' hammer	1
#1092	stolen accordion	11
🥇	stop shield	1
#1164	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	35
#3136	stuffed Cheshire bitten	14
#5739	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	5
#1226	stuffed Meat	34
#1831	stuffed alien blob	3
#8864	stuffed angry cow	1
#3341	stuffed astral badger	13
#5284	stuffed baby gravy fairy	6
#101	stuffed bandersnatch	2
#9	stuffed club	1
#3916	stuffed cocoabo	10
#1527	stuffed crazy bastard sword	2
#200	stuffed dodo	1
#6373	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	4
#7026	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	3
#611	stuffed gray blob	50
#5754	stuffed hand turkey	5
#696	stuffed key	81
#1966	stuffed martini	1
#3197	stuffed mind flayer	14
#2745	stuffed mink	3
#1346	stuffed monocle	29
#1715	stuffed ninja snowman	1
#142	stuffed porpoise	1
#7885	stuffed scary death orb	2
#4298	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	9
#6909	stuffed snowy owl	3
#6332	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	4
#1458	stuffed spooky mushroom	5
#5739	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	5
#1243	stuffed teddy butler	33
#1321	stuffed tin of caviar	30
#681	stuffed treasure chest	82
#4017	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	10
#803	sturdy Crimbo crate	15
#79	sugar shillelagh	1
#360	thermos of brew	1
#1441	throwing wrench	1
#144	tin cup of mulligan stew	8
#174	tin star	1
#365	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	2
#441	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	16
#371	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	12
#184	tiny plastic Axe Wound	32
#3115	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#1508	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	3
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#81	tiny plastic Captain Kerkard	1
#8189	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#329	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	2
#4311	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#290	tiny plastic Crimbomination	2
#344	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	2
#4	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	89
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#2734	tiny plastic G Imp	2
#9	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	54
#3909	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3883	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3958	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3872	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#2139	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	3
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#593	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	2
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#69	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	44
#2118	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	3
#3871	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#2758	tiny plastic Spam Witch	2
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#3065	tiny plastic The Man	1
#67	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#314	tiny plastic angry bugbear	21
#245	tiny plastic angry goat	59
#2811	tiny plastic anime smiley	2
🥇	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	15,551
#323	tiny plastic astronomer	20
#731	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	24
#1320	tiny plastic barrrnacle	14
#643	tiny plastic beanbat	11
#204	tiny plastic bee swarm	22
#269	tiny plastic beebee queue	16
#4477	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#64	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	51
#1046	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	17
#3953	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#2766	tiny plastic briefcase bat	2
#82	tiny plastic bugaboo	43
#279	tiny plastic cavebugbear	16
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#8093	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#6238	tiny plastic coffee pixie	2
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#2768	tiny plastic demoninja	2
#2800	tiny plastic drunk goat	2
#569	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	2
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#2534	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	7
#6232	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	2
#8092	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#2135	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	3
#149	tiny plastic golden gundam	77
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#197	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	21
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#72	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#312	tiny plastic moneybee	14
#579	tiny plastic mutant elf	2
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#8100	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#3892	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3838	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#4899	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	3
#334	tiny plastic stocking mimic	2
#534	tiny plastic strand of DNA	2
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#1741	tiny plastic taco cat	4
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#2699	tiny plastic whitesnake	2
#3847	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#483	unearthed potsherd	1
#565	volcanic ash	1
#93	wings of fire	1
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#53	worksite credentials	1

Wow, that's 103,783 items total!

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