I has a club

RankItemQuantity
#967A. W. O. L. commendation1
#957BGE tiny plastic toy1
#61BRICKO sword1
#413Bjorn's Hammer1
#1568Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air2
#2314CRIMBCO scrip1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
🥈Cloaca-Cola knapsack5,161
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#38Doc Clock's thyme cocktail1
#60Dust bunny94
#4Dyspepsi grenade9,256
🥉Dyspepsi-Cola54,553
🥇Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations6,199
#1786El Sombrero De Lopez1
#73Frat Army FGF113
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#106Ghost Pinching Quarterly1
#789Gnollish flyswatter1
#95Gnollish toolbox75
#1147Heimandatz's heart1
#48Hippy Army MPE322
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
#94Knob Göblin lòve potion1
#32Kudzu salad1
#173L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate217
#815La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez1
#456Lars the Cyberian1
#1200M-2421
#5Mansquito Serum3
#694Maxwell's Silver Hammer1
#56Mer-kin finpaddle1
#6Miss Graves' vermouth3
#2244Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#30Mr. Burnsger2
#100Mysterious Black Box15
#103Mysterious Blue Box15
#112Mysterious Green Box11
#113Mysterious Red Box9
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#191Penultimate Fantasy chest154
#880Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#888Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#105Racisto Ruidoso4
#212Ralph IX cognac1
#152Roman sadnals1
#1074Safari Jack's moustache1
#492Skully's hot chocolate1
🥈Stabonic scroll1
🥈Sword of Procedural Generation1
#198TI-9000 calculator1
#5The Author's ink2
#17The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object1
#22The Mad Liquor1
#1038The Mariachi's guitar case1
#13The Plumber's mushroom stew1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#170Thwaitgold bee statuette9
#1379Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette2
#158Warm Subject gift certificate1,213
#472Wolfman Nardz1
#1119Yakisoba's hat1
#1018ammonite fossil1
#109amok putter1
#252ancient stone fist1
#117ancient vinyl coin purse91
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
🥇apathetic lizardman doll1,300
#132bad-ass club1
#502bag of bones1
#108balanced antler1
#23battered Crimbo Crate957
#698beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar1
#690beholed bedsheet1
#585bite-me-red lipstick1
#151black pension check68
#105black picnic basket28
#63blammer1
#56blood sausage2
#56blunt icepick1
#52bone crusher1
#66boxing glove on a spring1
#115briefcase126
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#592can of maces1
#1852candy knuckles1
#114canopic jar115
#1749canteen of wine1
🥈cap gun1,000
#153cast-iron legacy paddle1
#128cheer extractor1
#12chocolate cow bone1
#211chocolate stolen accordion1
#1441chunk of depleted Grimacite4
#56clock-cleaning hammer1
#1795clown hammer1
#26club of corruption1
#119club of the five seasons1
#139contract enforcement stick1
🥉control crystal1
#37corrupt club of corrupt corruption1
#17corrupt club of corruption1
#19creepy-ass club1
#161crowbar1
#403curmudgel1
#60deadfall branch1
#17debonair deboner1
#27decaying wooden oar1
#46depleted Grimacite hammer1
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#516depleted uranium seal figurine1
🥇detour shield1
#1064diamond-studded cane1
#272disco horoscope (Sagittarius)1
#280disturbing fanfic600
#542dusty Crimbo crate20
#128elegant nightstick1
#8elevenderizing hammer1
#1812elven limbos gingerbread1
#44enchanted fire extinguisher1
#1116enchanted leopard-print barbell4
#26epic cluster1
#26evil-ass club1
#38exclusive club1
#377fancy canapés1
#217fat wallet1
#129fitness wristband1
#955flaming crutch1
#39flamingo mallet1
#61fluorescent lightbulb1
#20foot-long hot daub1
🥈fossilized necklace1
#45frigid-ass club1
#265frozen banquet9
#98frozen seal spine1
#24ghast iron cleaver1
#564giant foam finger1
#119giant spider leg1
#189giant turkey leg1
#58gnawed-up dog bone1
#194grass hat1
#47hammerus1
#160heavy leather-bound tome1
#373hideous egg7
#201hot stuffing1
#24hot-ass club1
#46hothammer1
#56hunk of granite56
#578ice-cold six-pack10
#2351immense cyborg hand1
#74infernal toilet brush1
#13inflatable baseball bat1
#456intriguing puzzle box1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1295jar of swamp gas1
#41jingle bell1
#1898kneecapping stick1
#13large box3,246
#149law-abiding citizen cane1
#267lawn dart1
#62mannequin leg1
#142meat st‰¿bing club1
#70mime army challenge coin1
#148mime army rations2
#60mime army wine6
#1339motivational poster1
#992mummy costume1
#20nasty-ass club1
#24non-stick pugil stick1
#418obnoxious riddle1
#165old coin purse91
#144old leather wallet88
#103old school Mafia knicke½æ1
#153outrageous sombrero1
#618oversized pipe1
#1325pair of bolt cutters1
#363parasitic claw1
#1682passable elf mask1
#611perforated battle paddle1
#15pernicious cudgel1
#329pile of candy25
#136pile of dusty animal bones84
#102pipe wrench1
#43pottery club1
#133protection stick1
#1101pumpkinhead mask1
#603radio button candy1
#1729really dense meat stack1
#93red-hot poker1
#28reindeer hammer1
#112remaindered axe1
#2677rogue swarmer1
#128rusted-out shootin' iron1
#230rusty piece of rebar1
#571scroll of pasta summoning18
#1671seal-clubbing club1
#149severed flipper1
#63shovelful of dirt52
#243six pack of Mountain Stream35
#54skate board1
#1414skeleton bone1
#42slime-covered club1
🥉slippery when wet shield1
#1272slow jam collection1
#12small box1,248
#1120snake1
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1135sparkler1
#822spiked femur1
#2244stainless steel shillelagh1
#132steel drivin' hammer1
#1094stolen accordion11
🥇stop shield1
#1164stuffed Baron von Ratsworth35
#3135stuffed Cheshire bitten14
#5738stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech5
#1224stuffed Meat34
#1830stuffed alien blob3
#8860stuffed angry cow1
#3339stuffed astral badger13
#5284stuffed baby gravy fairy6
#101stuffed bandersnatch2
#9stuffed club1
#3915stuffed cocoabo10
#1529stuffed crazy bastard sword2
#200stuffed dodo1
#6371stuffed flaming gravy fairy4
#7024stuffed frozen gravy fairy3
#611stuffed gray blob50
#5751stuffed hand turkey5
#696stuffed key81
#1967stuffed martini1
#3196stuffed mind flayer14
#2748stuffed mink3
#1345stuffed monocle29
#1714stuffed ninja snowman1
#142stuffed porpoise1
#7884stuffed scary death orb2
#4296stuffed sleazy gravy fairy9
#6908stuffed snowy owl3
#6331stuffed spooky gravy fairy4
#1458stuffed spooky mushroom5
#5738stuffed stinky gravy fairy5
#1242stuffed teddy butler33
#1319stuffed tin of caviar30
#681stuffed treasure chest82
#4015stuffed undead elbow macaroni10
#803sturdy Crimbo crate15
#79sugar shillelagh1
#360thermos of brew1
#1442throwing wrench1
#144tin cup of mulligan stew8
#174tin star1
#365tiny plastic 11 Dealer2
#442tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf16
#371tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear12
#184tiny plastic Axe Wound32
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#1509tiny plastic Bonerdagon3
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#83tiny plastic Captain Kerkard1
#8192tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#329tiny plastic Crimbo Casino2
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#290tiny plastic Crimbomination2
#344tiny plastic Don Crimbo2
#4tiny plastic Duke Starkiller89
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#2735tiny plastic G Imp2
#9tiny plastic Gary Claybender54
#3910tiny plastic Hellion1
#3883tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3872tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#2141tiny plastic Knott Yeti3
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#593tiny plastic Mob Penguin2
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#69tiny plastic Norville Rogers44
#2118tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy3
#3871tiny plastic Protagonist1
#2759tiny plastic Spam Witch2
#3892tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#68tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#314tiny plastic angry bugbear21
#245tiny plastic angry goat59
#2812tiny plastic anime smiley2
🥇tiny plastic apathetic lizardman15,551
#323tiny plastic astronomer20
#731tiny plastic baby gravy fairy24
#1322tiny plastic barrrnacle14
#644tiny plastic beanbat11
#204tiny plastic bee swarm22
#269tiny plastic beebee queue16
#4481tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#64tiny plastic black ops bugbear51
#1047tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball17
#3955tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#2768tiny plastic briefcase bat2
#82tiny plastic bugaboo43
#279tiny plastic cavebugbear16
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8095tiny plastic cocoabo1
#6239tiny plastic coffee pixie2
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#2769tiny plastic demoninja2
#2802tiny plastic drunk goat2
#569tiny plastic fat stack of cash2
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#3910tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3923tiny plastic fruit golem1
#2535tiny plastic fuzzy dice7
#6233tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick2
#8093tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#2136tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers3
#150tiny plastic golden gundam77
#3860tiny plastic goth giant1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#197tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear21
#71tiny plastic mime executive1
#73tiny plastic mime functionary1
#72tiny plastic mime scientist1
#74tiny plastic mime soldier1
#311tiny plastic moneybee14
#579tiny plastic mutant elf2
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8101tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#3892tiny plastic scary clown1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3838tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#4901tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton3
#334tiny plastic stocking mimic2
#534tiny plastic strand of DNA2
#4038tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#1741tiny plastic taco cat4
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#2701tiny plastic whitesnake2
#3847tiny plastic zmobie1
#482unearthed potsherd1
#566volcanic ash1
#94wings of fire1
#1027wolfman mask1
#52worksite credentials1

Wow, that's 103,783 items total!

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