| #5 | 7-ball | 7,497 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #215 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #1741 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #205 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #172 | Goodfella contract | 324 |
| #340 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #985 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #128 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #741 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #359 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #135 | PlexiPips | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #38 | Skully's hot chocolate | 3 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #643 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #668 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #755 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 5 |
| #17 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 15 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #39 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 31 |
| #1432 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #162 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 14 |
| #1949 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #219 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 3 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #162 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #284 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #107 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #27 | black snowcone | 83 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #87 | bottled day | 3 |
| #5528 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #471 | burst hellseal brain | 8 |
| #298 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #211 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 39 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #666 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #194 | candied yams | 42 |
| #856 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #146 | caret | 1 |
| #178 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
| #249 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #231 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #220 | chocolate saucepan | 1 |
| #212 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #212 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #209 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1154 | club necklace | 6 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #1956 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #94 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 15 |
| #105 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 12 |
| #63 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 23 |
| #69 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 21 |
| #153 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 7 |
| #81 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 18 |
| #151 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 8 |
| #90 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 15 |
| #119 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 11 |
| #143 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 8 |
| #141 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 8 |
| #80 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 17 |
| #31 | dollar sign | 2 |
| #191 | effluvious emerald | 7 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1811 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #314 | epic wad | 1 |
| #1294 | facsimile dictionary | 4 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #778 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #906 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #770 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #641 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #282 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #806 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #284 | glacial sapphire | 2 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #261 | government cheese | 1 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #53 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #533 | guy made of bee pollen | 4 |
| #5 | haunted battery | 426 |
| #1409 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #875 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| #120 | herbal stuffing | 52 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #110 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #187 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #180 | phish stick | 6 |
| #15 | picture of you | 5 |
| #206 | piece of after eight | 1 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #403 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #139 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #985 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 8 |
| #697 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 11 |
| #1308 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 6 |
| #825 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 9 |
| #357 | shredded hellseal hide | 11 |
| #254 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
| #71 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #34 | space bar | 1 |
| #223 | space beast fur | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #138 | space port | 1 |
| #1379 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #693 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 63 |
| #1028 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 46 |
| #1422 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 36 |
| #780 | stuffed Meat | 60 |
| #1692 | stuffed angry cow | 30 |
| #1286 | stuffed astral badger | 40 |
| #1200 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 43 |
| #1144 | stuffed cocoabo | 42 |
| #214 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 38 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1895 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 27 |
| #1134 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 45 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1592 | stuffed hand turkey | 33 |
| #1766 | stuffed key | 12 |
| #422 | stuffed martini | 21 |
| #1434 | stuffed mind flayer | 36 |
| #819 | stuffed mink | 57 |
| #905 | stuffed monocle | 51 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1303 | stuffed scary death orb | 40 |
| #1436 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 36 |
| #1428 | stuffed snowy owl | 35 |
| #1014 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 50 |
| #1635 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 31 |
| #774 | stuffed teddy butler | 60 |
| #540 | stuffed tin of caviar | 86 |
| #2704 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #1404 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 37 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #188 | tawdry amethyst | 5 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #954 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #350 | tofurkey gravy | 25 |
| #334 | tofurkey leg | 25 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #447 | torn hellseal sinew | 7 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #251 | unearthly onyx | 3 |
| 🥈 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 255 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #2117 | yellow snowcone | 1 |