| #5 | 7-ball | 7,497 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #389 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #213 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #202 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #173 | Goodfella contract | 324 |
| #338 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #129 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #357 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #135 | PlexiPips | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #38 | Skully's hot chocolate | 3 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #667 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #753 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 5 |
| #17 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 15 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #37 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 31 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #162 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 14 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #215 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 3 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #161 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #285 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #107 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #27 | black snowcone | 83 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #87 | bottled day | 3 |
| #5525 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #470 | burst hellseal brain | 8 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #211 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 39 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #667 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #194 | candied yams | 42 |
| #855 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #146 | caret | 1 |
| #178 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
| #246 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #226 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #214 | chocolate saucepan | 1 |
| #210 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #207 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #203 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1153 | club necklace | 6 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #94 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 15 |
| #105 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 12 |
| #63 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 23 |
| #69 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 21 |
| #153 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 7 |
| #81 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 18 |
| #151 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 8 |
| #91 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 15 |
| #119 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 11 |
| #143 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 8 |
| #141 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 8 |
| #80 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 17 |
| #31 | dollar sign | 2 |
| #190 | effluvious emerald | 7 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #1292 | facsimile dictionary | 4 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #902 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #767 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #809 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #283 | glacial sapphire | 2 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #261 | government cheese | 1 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #51 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #531 | guy made of bee pollen | 4 |
| #5 | haunted battery | 426 |
| #1408 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #866 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| #119 | herbal stuffing | 52 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #109 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #188 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #787 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #178 | phish stick | 6 |
| #15 | picture of you | 5 |
| #207 | piece of after eight | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #401 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #139 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #984 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 8 |
| #697 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 11 |
| #1308 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 6 |
| #821 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 9 |
| #356 | shredded hellseal hide | 11 |
| #252 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
| #70 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #33 | space bar | 1 |
| #220 | space beast fur | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #138 | space port | 1 |
| #1377 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #690 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 63 |
| #1020 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 46 |
| #1417 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 36 |
| #777 | stuffed Meat | 60 |
| #1685 | stuffed angry cow | 30 |
| #1282 | stuffed astral badger | 40 |
| #1196 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 43 |
| #1139 | stuffed cocoabo | 42 |
| #213 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 38 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1890 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 27 |
| #1130 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 45 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1590 | stuffed hand turkey | 33 |
| #1761 | stuffed key | 12 |
| #419 | stuffed martini | 21 |
| #1430 | stuffed mind flayer | 36 |
| #817 | stuffed mink | 57 |
| #901 | stuffed monocle | 51 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1297 | stuffed scary death orb | 40 |
| #1431 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 36 |
| #1426 | stuffed snowy owl | 35 |
| #1012 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 50 |
| #1633 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 31 |
| #770 | stuffed teddy butler | 60 |
| #540 | stuffed tin of caviar | 86 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #1397 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 37 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #188 | tawdry amethyst | 5 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #349 | tofurkey gravy | 25 |
| #332 | tofurkey leg | 25 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #446 | torn hellseal sinew | 7 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #248 | unearthly onyx | 3 |
| 🥈 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 255 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |