| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #571 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #154 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1165 | CRIMBCO mug | 6 |
| #819 | CRIMBCO wine | 9 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #865 | Crimbo candied pecan | 8 |
| #1050 | Crimbo fudge | 5 |
| #973 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 6 |
| #167 | Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #1912 | Crimbuck | 53 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #408 | Microplushie: Bropane | 23 |
| #366 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 9 |
| #412 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 10 |
| #504 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 3 |
| #317 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 26 |
| #410 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 25 |
| #292 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 4 |
| #290 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 21 |
| #388 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 30 |
| #461 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 12 |
| #555 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 11 |
| #15 | No Hats as Art | 1 |
| #6 | Now You're Cooking With Grease | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #444 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 3 |
| #274 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 3 |
| #442 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 3 |
| #582 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 2 |
| #370 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 4 |
| #305 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 7 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #432 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 3 |
| #490 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 4 |
| #196 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 4 |
| #555 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 3 |
| #415 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 5 |
| #345 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 6 |
| #699 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 2 |
| #16 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #27 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #425 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #1197 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #820 | ball | 7 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #168 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 90 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #543 | buckyball | 9 |
| #2335 | candy cane | 9 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #429 | canteen of wine | 64 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #262 | crappy brain | 1 |
| #17 | eldritch tincture | 1 |
| #1414 | elven cellocello | 14 |
| #1454 | elven suicide capsule | 12 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1064 | fancy dress ball | 9 |
| #1947 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #1857 | gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #907 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #1369 | herringcello | 13 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #1025 | kite | 6 |
| #1081 | knuckle sandwich | 9 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #616 | mummy costume | 9 |
| #565 | mylar scout drone | 9 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #1536 | passable elf mask | 2 |
| #1499 | penguin focaccia bread | 10 |
| #1065 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #886 | possessed top | 6 |
| #843 | pumpkinhead mask | 5 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #206 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #778 | stuffed alien blob | 9 |
| #1538 | stuffed doppelshifter | 5 |
| #1264 | stuffed gray blob | 11 |
| #620 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 3 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 3 |
| #213 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 3 |
| #379 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #739 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #727 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 2 |
| #616 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 3 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #335 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #478 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 4 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 2 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #333 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 3 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #322 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 3 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #651 | top | 7 |
| #33 | training scroll: Shattering Punch | 1 |
| #1886 | tree-eating kite | 7 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #356 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #719 | wolfman mask | 7 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |