| #212 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 9 |
| #74 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #172 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 8 |
| #269 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 4 |
| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #759 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 5 |
| #692 | Bulky Buddy Box | 4 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #631 | Dolphin King's crown | 7 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #142 | Frosty's frosty mug | 12 |
| #169 | Kissin' Cousins | 5 |
| #271 | LED block | 5 |
| #383 | Let Me Be! | 4 |
| #388 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #118 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 12 |
| #121 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 12 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #23 | Rainbow's Gravity | 6 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥉 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 13 |
| #84 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 10 |
| #9 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 6 |
| #128 | Summer Nights | 7 |
| #152 | Tales from the Fireside | 6 |
| #23 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 3 |
| #312 | Travels with Jerry | 4 |
| #436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #593 | banana | 6 |
| #142 | banana-frosted king cake | 17 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #402 | battered Crimbo Crate | 28 |
| #51 | bed of coals | 10 |
| #313 | beholed bedsheet | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #131 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 41 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #21 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 24 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #72 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #4 | bottled green pixie | 5 |
| #183 | bowl of fishysoisse | 5 |
| #334 | bungle in the jungle | 2 |
| #18 | candy cornucopia | 3 |
| #67 | canteen of wine | 253 |
| #88 | cheap elven gloves | 34 |
| #116 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 96 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #39 | comfy coffin | 16 |
| #170 | concentrated garbage juice | 5 |
| #45 | container of Spooky Putty | 2 |
| #57 | corncob pipe | 20 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #105 | cup of infinite pencils | 13 |
| #26 | deadly lampshade | 19 |
| #1520 | delicious salad | 4 |
| #55 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #1167 | dollhive | 3 |
| #217 | dusty Crimbo crate | 44 |
| #70 | elven limbos gingerbread | 116 |
| #187 | elven moonshine | 61 |
| #82 | elven socks | 39 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #218 | epic wad | 2 |
| #374 | extra-greasy slider | 5 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #102 | festive holiday hat | 31 |
| #99 | filth-encrusted futon | 7 |
| #78 | flamin' bindle | 7 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #55 | frayed rope belt | 20 |
| #324 | freezin' bindle | 2 |
| #151 | frigid air mattress | 5 |
| #99 | frozen banquet | 19 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #3304 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #590 | golden ring | 41 |
| #27 | gray bow tie | 126 |
| #3136 | grue egg | 5 |
| #346 | guy made of bee pollen | 8 |
| #733 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #4480 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #1281 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #257 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 8 |
| #108 | jar of squeeze | 8 |
| #734 | jar of swamp gas | 20 |
| #553 | killing feather | 58 |
| #70 | knuckle sandwich | 330 |
| #419 | laser-broiled pear | 21 |
| #323 | lewd playing card | 8 |
| #7 | llama lama cria | 6 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #92 | lucky bottlecap | 15 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #210 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 2 |
| #1114 | monomolecular yo-yo | 16 |
| #1119 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #862 | nanite-infested candy cane | 13 |
| #1041 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #834 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #2716 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #215 | nanofiber cloth | 30 |
| #12 | navel ring of navel gazing | 2 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #13 | packet of mayfly bait | 4 |
| #118 | panhandle panhandling hat | 13 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #34 | penguin thesaurus | 118 |
| #1050 | porquoise | 6 |
| #71 | psycho sweater | 5 |
| #247 | pulsing flesh | 12 |
| #187 | rigid carapace | 18 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #628 | rogue swarmer | 67 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #750 | sawblade fragment | 57 |
| #361 | silver shrimp fork | 5 |
| #250 | sleazy bindle | 3 |
| #236 | spooky bindle | 4 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #20 | stained mattress | 37 |
| #180 | stinkin' bindle | 4 |
| #731 | strange shiny disc | 3 |
| #741 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 17 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #285 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 4 |
| #192 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 5 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #354 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #229 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 4 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1219 | towel | 4 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1283 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #2766 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #625 | twitching claw | 8 |
| #249 | unstable DNA | 206 |
| #605 | unstable laser battery | 58 |
| #1063 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #593 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 9 |
| #121 | voodoo snuff | 12 |
| #289 | witch hat | 3 |
| #10 | wizard action figure | 3 |
| #469 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |