| #265 | ASCII shirt | 7 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #389 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #280 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 2 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1446 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #318 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 2 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #461 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 2 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #374 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 10 |
| #88 | Morbidda trading card | 2 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #282 | SPF 451 lip balm | 8 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #85 | Sinful Desires | 9 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #921 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #372 | Zim Merman's guitar | 2 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #367 | bag of lard | 3 |
| #268 | beaten-up Chucks | 2 |
| #237 | black eyedrops | 3 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #391 | blue glowstick | 4 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #104 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #126 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 7 |
| #257 | bottle of antifreeze | 4 |
| #288 | bottle of pirate juice | 3 |
| #217 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 2 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #287 | bunch of bananas | 16 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #1090 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #247 | cold hi mein | 1 |
| #1465 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #52 | displaced fish | 342 |
| #578 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #414 | donkey flipbook | 2 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #122 | effluvious emerald | 13 |
| #685 | elven socks | 6 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #208 | fruitfilm | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #446 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #63 | giant driftwood sculpture | 3 |
| #133 | glacial sapphire | 6 |
| #1070 | gray bow tie | 3 |
| #115 | green balloon | 100 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #1780 | handful of confetti | 20 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #48 | jazz soap | 420 |
| #279 | longhaired hippy wig | 2 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #241 | orange peel hat | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1184 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #104 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #331 | pink glowstick | 7 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #119 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #567 | roasted marshmallow | 42 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #621 | salty slug | 1 |
| #341 | scented massage oil | 4 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #54 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 2 |
| #170 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #419 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1206 | spectral pickle | 2 |
| #163 | steamy ruby | 9 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #1605 | string of green beads | 5 |
| #1585 | string of red beads | 5 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #17 | stuffed angry cow | 1,065 |
| #226 | stuffed cocoabo | 141 |
| #14 | stuffed hand turkey | 1,587 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #18 | stuffed snowy owl | 1,054 |
| #66 | stuffed yo-yo | 15 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #72 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #211 | tawdry amethyst | 4 |
| #58 | thought balloon | 3 |
| #111 | tofurkey nugget | 2 |
| #223 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #259 | tube sock | 2 |
| #156 | unearthly onyx | 7 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #333 | wreath of laurels | 2 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #120 | yam candy | 2 |