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| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #156 | Ent cider | 98 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #44 | Jekyllin hide belt | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #6 | Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #392 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 9 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #121 | atomic vector plotter | 42 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #4499 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #1180 | brine | 4 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #654 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 10 |
| #14 | chewing gum on a string | 10,277 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1405 | dill | 4 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #12 | gasmask | 1 |
| #1630 | ghost cucumber | 4 |
| #77 | ghostly pickling solution | 2 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #137 | green beer | 111 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #592 | heavy D | 49 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #288 | ice-cold fotie | 97 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #920 | iron pasta spoon | 3 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1458 | mafia aria | 5 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #311 | radio button candy | 3 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #969 | string of blue beads | 12 |
| #763 | string of green beads | 16 |
| #650 | string of red beads | 18 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #4 | sub-molecular interocitor | 3,000 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1437 | vinegar | 4 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #191 | zombie pineal gland | 22 |