| #796 | BGE shotglass | 11 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #293 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 4 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #568 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
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| #299 | CRIMBCO wine | 25 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #191 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 2 |
| #347 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 2 |
| #202 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 4 |
| #622 | Crimbo candied pecan | 15 |
| #903 | Crimbo fudge | 8 |
| #638 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 14 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #245 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 24 |
| #322 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #642 | FDKOL commendation | 52 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #305 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 2 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #257 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 3 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #80 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 2 |
| #523 | Wand of Nagamar | 9 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #470 | ball | 13 |
| #193 | bath ball gift set | 24 |
| #447 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
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| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #839 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #2555 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #225 | bus pass | 1 |
| #255 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #256 | cheap cigar butt | 7 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #903 | club necklace | 8 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #1000 | diamond necklace | 7 |
| #244 | dusty animal jawbone | 1 |
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| #310 | dusty left fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #303 | dusty left humerus | 1 |
| #292 | dusty left scapula | 1 |
| #301 | dusty left second front claw | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left second rear claw | 1 |
| #277 | dusty left sixth rib | 1 |
| #285 | dusty left third front claw | 1 |
| #199 | dusty left third rib | 2 |
| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
| #298 | dusty right clavicle | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right eleventh rib | 1 |
| #320 | dusty right humerus | 1 |
| #307 | dusty right ninth rib | 1 |
| #311 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #295 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
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| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #199 | dusty right thumb | 2 |
| #299 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
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| #286 | dusty tenth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty tenth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #198 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 2 |
| #2971 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #252 | electrical thingamabob | 25 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1176 | felt | 7 |
| #911 | floaty sand | 2 |
| #172 | fossilized demon skull | 3 |
| #546 | fossilized limb | 10 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #469 | fossilized spine | 2 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #1431 | googly eye | 6 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #513 | gyroscope | 5 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #1646 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #1073 | heart of the volcano | 4 |
| #495 | irradiated candy cane | 8 |
| #80 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1942 | killing feather | 21 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #1085 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #478 | lavender striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #204 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 13 |
| #153 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 20 |
| #400 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #1232 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #141 | motivational poster | 25 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #1324 | nanite-infested candy cane | 7 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #875 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #720 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2056 | old sweatpants | 2 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #409 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| #136 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #508 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #149 | possessed tomato | 3 |
| #1197 | possessed top | 4 |
| #287 | powdered candy sushi set | 5 |
| #1686 | pretty flower | 3 |
| #370 | puce plastic oyster egg | 10 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1075 | really dense meat stack | 4 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #219 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 13 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1104 | rigid carapace | 4 |
| #1717 | robotronic egg | 5 |
| #984 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 8 |
| #1289 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1308 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1259 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
| #252 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #167 | slow jam collection | 24 |
| #1377 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #273 | stick of "gum" | 7 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #1427 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 35 |
| #1673 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 30 |
| #1086 | stuffed alien blob | 6 |
| #1289 | stuffed angry cow | 39 |
| #1579 | stuffed astral badger | 33 |
| #1798 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 29 |
| #1561 | stuffed cocoabo | 32 |
| #1002 | stuffed doppelshifter | 10 |
| #1728 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 30 |
| #1224 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 42 |
| #2147 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #1686 | stuffed hand turkey | 31 |
| #1846 | stuffed mind flayer | 28 |
| #1213 | stuffed scary death orb | 42 |
| #2111 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 24 |
| #1569 | stuffed snowy owl | 32 |
| #1665 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 31 |
| #939 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 9 |
| #1856 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 27 |
| #1484 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 35 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #502 | sweet mochi ball | 8 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #1257 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 6 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #1252 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1115 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 8 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2518 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #2228 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 8 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1076 | tiny plastic scary clown | 7 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #1427 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1723 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #764 | top | 6 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #363 | unearthed potsherd | 5 |
| #1287 | unstable DNA | 24 |
| #1891 | unstable laser battery | 28 |
| #208 | unstable quark | 3 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #733 | useless powder | 104 |
| #770 | valuable trinket | 88 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #410 | volcanic ash | 7 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #338 | wine-soaked bone chips | 2 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #415 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #124 | yellow striped oyster egg | 17 |